brooklynnsim

@luisjgomez you look hot in a hat but not with eyeliner

Cum cookie

Cucumbers on a sandwich are not talked about enough

Turkey bacon doesn’t get the credit it deserves

I had not one but two nightmares last night, what the fuck

@TimHortons I’m 1/18 for roll up. What the hell is going on. These odds are not in my favour

I love getting my nails done but hate the salon vibe

such a slapper 🔥🔥

Does @TheChallenge just ask everyone to wear their ugliest shirts in the confessionals

Over it

@Toby_Aro Cely is an actor for not crying about you but Johnny is a saint. Man told every girl he liked her and made out with another the next day EVERY WEEK. No shade to him? You’re the actor bro

@georgia_steel is such a hater for no reason. Clearly not a girls girl. Just a shady girl.

Like look at this snuggled up little seal

Sometimes I look at my dog and think how lucky I am to have him 🥰

I just wanna sit at home and cry while watching friends

I watched a drunk couple proposal last night at work. This happen while big Sean I don’t fuck with you was playing. Who said romance was dead?

Costco on a Saturday afternoon is a war zone

Croissants don’t get the recognition they deserve 🥐

Feta cheese doesn’t get the respect it deserves