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@ccmembersonly Black hawk down

@markcecchini Yeah this is the best thing I ever bought

thanks to late stage capitalism and the relentless millennial consumer complex I now get to be a proud owner of whatever this is

Sorry babe , issued a fatwa last week. Gunna crush 2 dozen modelos with the boys with weekend after golf

If your librarian growing up wasn’t named Mrs. Story, you’re probably NGMI

New turbo tax jingle is already the song of summer

@rjsims14 @Mets @TGL @nygolfclub It’s annoying that Bo Bichette is this good at baseball and way better looking than me

@Mets @TGL @nygolfclub @broookscooks

Taking in some @TGL ⛳️ Let’s go, @nygolfclub! 👊

Chick-fil-a is mid and that’s ok!

not enough characters to complain about consultants

@dccommonsense I’m not exactly a fan of how Germany or Netherlands forms a government but two part sucks . There’s something in the middle 3-5 that could be interesting

There is nothing about political parties in the Constitution (despite people saying we live in a "two-party system"). In fact, several prominent founders warned of the dangers of "factions". If we got rid of the big two parties today it's hard to see how we'd be any worse off.

@PpollingNumbers 547 Days sequel will be such a fresh read!

New - 2028 Presidential poll 🔵 Harris 34% 🔵 Newsom 20% 🔵 Shapiro 10% 🔵 Buttigieg 10% 🔵 AOC 7% 🔵 Booker 6% 🔵 Moore 3% Rasmussen #B - LV - 1/27

@__apf__ Someone gets it

reading is a great hobby because it lets you bedrot with moral superiority

@TomeiTyler The truly brave go into Richmond

Real ball knowers know there is like a dozen plus random taquerias in this area that are as good (if not better) at 20% of the cost.

Won $300 at the casino a year ago and I’ve spend those winning emotionally about 10 times now

@stoolpresidente Out of sight

Give me the best SF pizza so I can cross check my list. Thank you

@SridharanAnand Canada hates this one little trick

Exhibit #1732 on why satire just can't compete with reality

@Proj_Knowledge @georgegalloway @FinanceLancelot Yes!

chug a sam adam’s and skip taxes this year

@Mayoveli Don’t worry dude! It’s all good , they only control the financial arm of the EU now 👍🏽

Guess why Namibia is empty…🥴 Yeah, you guessed right.