Brian Rosenberg

@Liz_Cheney Please run for president and help us avoid the existential peril of a second term from DJT.

Yesterday, Speaker Johnson suggested Trump could ignore rulings by 61 courts & defy our Constitution because Trump supposedly “believed” he won. Mike knows the election was not stolen and that a President who defies the rulings of our courts & attempts to seize power is a tyrant.

@iximeow Magic eye poster

@DogeMocenigo I would apply just to get a sense of what the hiring manager is looking for.

My son #leottolo suddenly utters loudly: “Do you want to destroy the world? Please send your application, and maybe we can work together.” I do not know what to do.

@MalwareTechBlog Are you sure? I got to this tweet when the refresh threw away the one I was reading.

@Cor3ntin Crying. 🤣🤣🤣

@pentestmatt @SteveD3 The decisioning is smart. The English usage, not so much.

*sigh* who comes up with this stuff? How the hell is the "speed of cyber" even measured?

Choose wisely.

@againsthimself Seems to be getting worse with age.

It's truly scary how fast our skills deteriorate without constant practice.

@NAKsecurity We need to try forming an ice slide next time.

Fire at my knees, fire in the sky, over 🍻, 🌮🍕, and San Diego Security Superfriends a couple nights ago. Fighter jet flyover unplanned

@damienmiller I think you mean "may use the first angle grinder"

@SteveBellovin San Diego public library gave them up years ago.

Interesting choice by the New York Public Library: no more late fees, because they're ineffective at ensuring book returns, and they hurt disadvantaged communities.

@allanfriedman Can feel the burn in all the little cuts on my hand even now.

Sunday afternoons well spent… (I’ve never understood people who like crabs but say they’re too much work. What would you rather do for 2-3 hours than pick crabs w friends & drink beer)

@NAKsecurity @againsthimself I take pride in my role as muse.

@againsthimself @brosenberg53 look at what you made him do

Wrote up some thoughts on SBOM. TLDR: The problem is real and everyone means well. But poor metaphors are leading to proposals that do not fit reality. In the end, scarce resources will be diverted to produce compliance make-work with no tangible benefit. againsthimself.medium.com/sbom-good-inte…

@AnotherHowie @Sean_A_Rhodes @Raspberry_Pi Never saw that before. Are burritos 3? 4? 6?

@Sean_A_Rhodes @Raspberry_Pi Hotdog is a Taco.

🌭 Is a hotdog a sandwich? 🥪

@jeremiahg Somewhat disappointed that the answer seems independent of what is meant by THIS. 😂

In attack surface management answering even the simplest questions can incredibly difficult and nuanced. "Who owns this asset?” - It depends on what you mean by WHO. - It depends on what you mean by OWN. - It depends on what you mean by ASSET.

Complexities of Attack Surface Management (ASM): An organization may “own” an asset, but may not care about it because they’re actually not responsible for it. Conversely, an organization may not “own,” but care about it if they’re responsible for it.

@DogeMocenigo Regurgitations

The Matrix The Matrix Reloaded The Matrix Revolutions The Matrix Resurrections The Matrix Reboot The Matrix Reckoning The Matrix Reshuffling The Matrix Retelling The Matrix Retching The Matrix Ruination The Matrix Repeat The Matrix Routines The Matrix Repetitions

@matthew_d_green Solution is clearly to pour teapot contents on whiteboard.

Back in my office for the first time since March 2020.

@LitMoose Because reasons.

@johnregehr Gorgeous

@syncomo And here I was thinking it was just an uninitialized variable. 😃

@brosenberg53 Ok, on a more serious note, this is indeed interesting. I don’t know how power is measured in this case. A theory I can think of is maybe power is computed as a function of current; there’s a short circuit somewhere, and a protection mechanism kicks in immediately when it happens

Seems unlikely.