Bro Wtf

@Hopperfan @J_K_Wood Actually nesting is an option with rising use that has the kids stay in one home and the adults go back and forth to another residence. And otherwise, they have more than a home— they have two.

@brounoreverse @J_K_Wood The kids don’t have a “home.” They have 2 different homes they constantly have to go back & forth between, something the adults are never asked to do.

Divorce is the death of a family. It is sometimes necessary but always a tragedy for children.

@alicem3x Straight but so is spaghetti until it gets wet 💋

what’s it called when you’re still technically straight but you are no longer attracted to men.

@doc_zee7 Good lord yes.

Do girls actually enjoy being fingered or is that a myth?

@dekim_Kalvino Just curious, is the number 3 a placeholder or a limit? 🧐

I’d rather date a girl who dated three guys in one year than a girl who dated one guy for three years.

@dream_explorer7 @SayantikaSays Like can’t we just appreciate the differences and play with it? 🫦

@brounoreverse @SayantikaSays Wise words... Men and women both are just different power socket

Telling you a secret today, 90% of the boys secretly like women who are slightly dominant. They just don't want to admit it 😂

No bro, we’re not going off record.

@dream_explorer7 @SayantikaSays Men try to lead from action and force. Women lead from presence and alignment. A natural state will always be more powerful than an effort. 👌

@SayantikaSays Agree💯 Simple...women's are Good leading energy and men are Good chasing energy He don't obey or respect anyone in his life..but that Girl comes and own him and takes all his rights. She became the person of his life changing point

@X198889 @SayantikaSays Good boy

@SayantikaSays Others may hide it. I’ll admit it proudly, Maharani.

@SayantikaSays The self-proclaimed doms all need to be hit with an uno reverse. Like bro, I’m way more competent in leading this. Just watch and learn. I’ll give you the lead back when you get there.

@BarbaraDoduk Important reminder when trying to communicate with men on the apps 😑

Modern Neanderthal Deep Thoughts on Dating

@pallnandi You’re missing the obvious that their best self was being out of the marriage. The relationship has an impact on a person. She didn’t glow up after divorce because she was holding back.

You owe it to yourself and your partner to stay attractive and take care of yourself. A lot of people glow up after divorce, get fit, dress better, and look happier. So why wait until the marriage ends to become your best self?

@Samtanic_Panic Ouch! 😆

I would be so hurt- yes partially because of the cheating but also because imagine letting him hit it raw and he still picks condom sex over you

@KHicksJr @ALANlSSS Don’t mistake mindless commentary as missing your dull sarcasm.

@brounoreverse @ALANlSSS Most Women are way too jealous and insecure for this to be a good strategy. I thought it was obvious sarcasm, but I always underestimate how stupid people are.

whyyyy would you as a man on hinge use a photo with your ex

@KHicksJr @ALANlSSS If you’re downgrading yeah insecurity will be an issue. Trying to upgrade it backfires because you revealed your caliber. This only works if you’re working within the same bracket. Show a 7, call in a 7.

@InfragilisTee Might go back to church for the altar of DP 🫦 A-fucking-men 🙌

@Samtanic_Panic Pleasantly surprised lately how many men are up for this. DP is amazing 🙌

Hetero men- imagine you're single and with your best buddy. You two meet a very attractive woman who asks for a threeway between you. Are you doing it?

@sampullara @ALANlSSS Unlikely when I keep hearing men comment on how few matches they get and women who drop many matches because it’s too many intro conversations required.

@ALANlSSS so whenever women post something like this the implication i take away is that the men have discovered the way to attract women they want and you just aren’t in the target set. but it does spread the strategy.

@KHicksJr @ALANlSSS Poor strategy— if I’m an 8 and it didn’t work out with the 7 he’s showing off, I’m not feeling inspired to find out what’s wrong with him.

@ALANlSSS Because you have to look better to qualify. Seems like a smart strategy

@martyrdison - take a nap because there is no reason for both of us to get there tired - reinforce good behavior like nap back rubs with road head and pretend that’s just for him

duties of a passenger princess on memorial day weekend: - choose what to listen to, give the driver no choice in the matter - steal their phone and text their exes - dump poppyseed bagel all over their car - restrict their water intake (you’re not allowed to pee until i do) - point out the houses on the drive they can’t afford - steal the charging cable - look at the speedometer and say “that’s all slow poke?” - make them pump the gas, pretend like you don’t know how - hit the invisible breaks like it’s a student driver vehicle when they stop too short - listen in on all of their calls and yell profanities periodically