Paul Carlsen

@BoondockSa1nt @eb92safc Doesn't really, they're just 2 more league games to us. We had bigger fish we were trying to fry. Congrats on the gift of 6 points from us, and only being 4 points ahead of us. When's the open top bus tour round Pennywell?

@eb92safc Losing to yous stings more than the champions league exit… not many will admit it but it does. Hopefully next season things get put right.

Let me add to this… Newcastle United this season: ❌ 14th place in the Premier League ❌ Out of the UEFA Champions League ❌ Out of the FA Cup ❌ Out of the EFL Cup ❌ Beaten twice by Sunderland

@CharlieMac45172 @StephenArd76116 @MagpieMediaX 0-2 to Leeds is definitely shitter

@brownstone1892 @StephenArd76116 @MagpieMediaX 14th is only slightly shitter than 3rd?

He cannot be in post tomorrow morning. This is absolutely heartbreaking.

@WellsJorda89710 He's trying to revive Epstein

🚨Trump Isn’t Calling Himself Jesus — He’s Answering God’s Call🚨 Trump isn’t calling himself Jesus. He’s been crystal clear from the beginning: he believes he’s doing the work God has set before him. Jesus’ disciples healed the sick in His name. With Christ in us, we can do His works too. I have no problem with this — I lay hands on sick people and pray for them all the time. The people outraged by this are just looking for something to be mad about. Trump is openly praying for the sick — and as Protestants, we still believe in the power of prayer. It’s that simple.

@MagpieMediaX Shut up you fucking bellend. Look at all the other clubs who bin their managers when things go slightly wrong. Where's it got them?

@CharlieMac45172 @StephenArd76116 @MagpieMediaX Only slightly shiter than Man Utd

@StephenArd76116 @MagpieMediaX Literally 2 months before you lot beat us acting like it was a century before. Just accept you are shite Stephen

@CharlieMac45172 @DanielCarr57175 @MagpieMediaX Wow, what a comeback. Have you considered a career in comedy writing? No? I'm not fucking surprised...

@DanielCarr57175 @MagpieMediaX Shut up Dan you wanker 🤣🤣✌️

@scottycox @MagpieMediaX Sorry, forgot you're on for the treble...

@MagpieMediaX 🤣 You deserve all of this, Can you see why isak left now and why tonali gordon ect want out this summer 👍

@Ramma_____ Christ, you're only 4 points ahead of us, with a stinker of a run in. Don't count your seagulls before they hatch...

Yes Paul, firmly entrenched in it

@rowhale @elonmusk Same reason you have a penis

@elonmusk if a Tesla can drive itself, why does it still have a steering wheel?

Tesla driving itself around LA

@elonmusk Meanwhile, mine in the UK decides to wipe the windscreen, whenever it fucking likes, smearing bird shit all over it. In my old car, I simply didn't wipe the windscreen until I was in a position to remove the bird shit...

@CalvinBondley @sillyshweta I'll bet she has better hearing and spelling than you...

@sillyshweta “I major in history” 🤡 I’m sure she knows everything about Kardashian and Tylor Swift and all the garbage female music. Future OF model 😆

This is honestly embarrassing for us Bro knows everything… except how to swing a hammer 💀

@Freeborn_Mag @NUFCThreatLevel Pretty shit on I reckon. Probs thought they'd piss the league with him. Shame he has balsa legs...

@NUFCThreatLevel Seeing how happy Isak was. He could have been a god. Why didn't he stay? Even one season more. Why did he do what he did?

Final couple minutes with Radio Newcastle commentary. #NUFC

@LucasGert_ @NUFCThreatLevel @scurrilusrumour Joelinton with an ABH on the far side...

@NUFCThreatLevel @scurrilusrumour "Joelinton with a tussle on the far side" is such a funny understatement

@huds8118 If you're here, who's shagging your sister/seagull?

Newcastle

@kingkapoor72 What's that fat cunt next door whinging about? That someone moving his little scooter? Grow up you fucking pommel...

Today, out of nowhere, two English lads named Tom and Ben came to my restaurant in Hammersmith and started cleaning the shopfront, which had been pelted with halal eggs by inbreds. My good Pakistani neighbours are not happy seeing us united. This unites us against the Islamisation of the UK. Let's fight this war together peacefully against the peaceful community. 🙏🏻

@jchaytor16 I thought he was supposed to be quick?

I actually can't deal with elanga any more man this is the lowest IQ footballer I have ever watched

@AlexBirdNUFC Standard

Mirrored THAT PSG game almost perfectly. FIFA's star boy gets pocketed all game with barely a sniff (and tbf should have been booked and missed the return leg) only to then score a penalty in the last kick of the game to earn a draw they didnt deserve 😮‍💨 #NUFC

@willo_ian Fucking bullshit wasn't it. The refs buy it every time as well. Just take a second to think about what you just saw!

We haven't placed well at all but these officials are questionable?!?!?! We can't go near this lot and they're on the floor or the ref is waiting to give it the other way. Anyway, UP THE REDS!

@OriginJo Deserve a point? Fuckinell mate. Maybe change sports to something that matches your intellect, like tiddlywinks...

Pen for Barca in the 94th + min to ruin Newcastle’s evening 🤣 we are all for it Barca have been awful too they don’t even deserve a point. Oh well 😆

@StephenFPI @NorthBankNadim @NUFC @FA_PGMOL Ah, I see. Can't believe owt online anymore...

@brownstone1892 @NorthBankNadim @NUFC @FA_PGMOL Yeah mate, I seen this copied and pasted a hundred times since Saturday. It’s an AI generated answer to a specific question. It isn’t an extract from the laws of the game.

Tonight Dan Burn scored a great goal for @NUFC. He was only offside because a City player shoved him offside. We have three officials and a VAR team, and none of them spot this. Fucking pointless @FA_PGMOL