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Paul Carlsen

@brownstone1892

Fixer of invisible computers. Supporter of the greatest team in the North East...

Sunny South Shields Katılım Aralık 2008
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Paul Carlsen
Paul Carlsen@brownstone1892·
@BoondockSa1nt @eb92safc Doesn't really, they're just 2 more league games to us. We had bigger fish we were trying to fry. Congrats on the gift of 6 points from us, and only being 4 points ahead of us. When's the open top bus tour round Pennywell?
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Charlie Big Potatoes
Charlie Big Potatoes@BoondockSa1nt·
@eb92safc Losing to yous stings more than the champions league exit… not many will admit it but it does. Hopefully next season things get put right.
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Magpie Media
Magpie Media@MagpieMediaX·
He cannot be in post tomorrow morning. This is absolutely heartbreaking.
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Reverend Jordan Wells
Reverend Jordan Wells@WellsJorda89710·
🚨Trump Isn’t Calling Himself Jesus — He’s Answering God’s Call🚨 Trump isn’t calling himself Jesus. He’s been crystal clear from the beginning: he believes he’s doing the work God has set before him. Jesus’ disciples healed the sick in His name. With Christ in us, we can do His works too. I have no problem with this — I lay hands on sick people and pray for them all the time. The people outraged by this are just looking for something to be mad about. Trump is openly praying for the sick — and as Protestants, we still believe in the power of prayer. It’s that simple.
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Paul Carlsen
Paul Carlsen@brownstone1892·
@MagpieMediaX Shut up you fucking bellend. Look at all the other clubs who bin their managers when things go slightly wrong. Where's it got them?
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ScottyCox
ScottyCox@scottycox·
@MagpieMediaX 🤣 You deserve all of this, Can you see why isak left now and why tonali gordon ect want out this summer 👍
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Paul Carlsen
Paul Carlsen@brownstone1892·
@Ramma_____ Christ, you're only 4 points ahead of us, with a stinker of a run in. Don't count your seagulls before they hatch...
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rowhale@rowhale·
@elonmusk if a Tesla can drive itself, why does it still have a steering wheel?
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Elon Musk
Elon Musk@elonmusk·
Tesla driving itself around LA
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Paul Carlsen@brownstone1892·
@elonmusk Meanwhile, mine in the UK decides to wipe the windscreen, whenever it fucking likes, smearing bird shit all over it. In my old car, I simply didn't wipe the windscreen until I was in a position to remove the bird shit...
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CalvinBondley
CalvinBondley@CalvinBondley·
@sillyshweta “I major in history” 🤡 I’m sure she knows everything about Kardashian and Tylor Swift and all the garbage female music. Future OF model 😆
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shwwee
shwwee@sillyshweta·
This is honestly embarrassing for us Bro knows everything… except how to swing a hammer 💀
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Tom McMurdo
Tom McMurdo@Freeborn_Mag·
@NUFCThreatLevel Seeing how happy Isak was. He could have been a god. Why didn't he stay? Even one season more. Why did he do what he did?
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NUFCThreatLevel@NUFCThreatLevel·
Final couple minutes with Radio Newcastle commentary. #NUFC
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Paul Carlsen@brownstone1892·
@huds8118 If you're here, who's shagging your sister/seagull?
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Paul Carlsen
Paul Carlsen@brownstone1892·
@kingkapoor72 What's that fat cunt next door whinging about? That someone moving his little scooter? Grow up you fucking pommel...
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Harman Singh Kapoor
Harman Singh Kapoor@kingkapoor72·
Today, out of nowhere, two English lads named Tom and Ben came to my restaurant in Hammersmith and started cleaning the shopfront, which had been pelted with halal eggs by inbreds. My good Pakistani neighbours are not happy seeing us united. This unites us against the Islamisation of the UK. Let's fight this war together peacefully against the peaceful community. 🙏🏻
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Jack 🇧🇷🇩🇪⚫⚪
Jack 🇧🇷🇩🇪⚫⚪@jchaytor16·
I actually can't deal with elanga any more man this is the lowest IQ footballer I have ever watched
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Alex Birdy
Alex Birdy@AlexBirdNUFC·
Mirrored THAT PSG game almost perfectly. FIFA's star boy gets pocketed all game with barely a sniff (and tbf should have been booked and missed the return leg) only to then score a penalty in the last kick of the game to earn a draw they didnt deserve 😮‍💨 #NUFC
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Paul Carlsen
Paul Carlsen@brownstone1892·
@willo_ian Fucking bullshit wasn't it. The refs buy it every time as well. Just take a second to think about what you just saw!
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Big Uncle Knobhead
Big Uncle Knobhead@willo_ian·
We haven't placed well at all but these officials are questionable?!?!?! We can't go near this lot and they're on the floor or the ref is waiting to give it the other way. Anyway, UP THE REDS!
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Paul Carlsen@brownstone1892·
@OriginJo Deserve a point? Fuckinell mate. Maybe change sports to something that matches your intellect, like tiddlywinks...
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Joel 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
Pen for Barca in the 94th + min to ruin Newcastle’s evening 🤣 we are all for it Barca have been awful too they don’t even deserve a point. Oh well 😆
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Stephen
Stephen@StephenFPI·
@brownstone1892 @NorthBankNadim @NUFC @FA_PGMOL Yeah mate, I seen this copied and pasted a hundred times since Saturday. It’s an AI generated answer to a specific question. It isn’t an extract from the laws of the game.
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North Bank Nadim
North Bank Nadim@NorthBankNadim·
Tonight Dan Burn scored a great goal for @NUFC. He was only offside because a City player shoved him offside. We have three officials and a VAR team, and none of them spot this. Fucking pointless @FA_PGMOL
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