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@ceraliza 7:03 😂

If sex started at 7pm what time should it end?

@DonnaLouise1212 You'll probably be done for racism it's got that bad in the UK all the lefties up in arms

Well, my new tattoo is finally finished. What do you reckon?

@embleton01 We don't need a short term fix and that's all Mourinho would be,the football he plays is shite and that's if he could get a tune out of these players which i doubt he belongs in the history books not Newcastle FC

Mourinho replacing Eddie Howe this summer would be a catastrophic mistake by PIF for the long term future of this football club. They've got a lot wrong lately so let's hope it's all media driven nonsense. Football has moved on & there is better out there if Howe leaves #NUFC

@Garylargen29980 @MagpieMediaX @talkSPORT 60 billion 🤣stadium falling apart get a grip you fucking arsehole garylargenuts indeed, if you need to brag about the size of your appendage it's a sign of your intelligence really

@MagpieMediaX @talkSPORT He’d be better off staying at Bournemouth.What makes you think he’d consider taking the job at Newcastle you mad cunt? Your absolutely pony your ground is shite and falling apart,the Mackems have weighed you in without spending 60 billion notes. He’d be better off at Hartlepool

🚨 Andoni Iraola is OPEN to a move to #NUFC if the coaching position becomes vacant, according to @talkSPORT 👀🇪🇸

@NUFC360 @LukeEdwardsTele Outgrown, he's had one decent season and been shite the rest of the time, fuck off then, we only want players that are fully committed to Newcastle, another rat deserting a sinking ship

🗞️ Newcastle United’s hierarchy expect Anthony Gordon to leave this summer with the club valuing him at around £80m. Whilst the player has not requested a move, the belief is that he feels he has outgrown Newcastle. @LukeEdwardsTele | #NUFC

@Doddsy228904442 Nile Ranger

Wonder who we actually go for if/when howe leaves. #nufc

@MattW36565526 Rather have Shola Amoibi in charge TBH like,he's fucking shite when will people get it into their heads, he ain't the manager of 10/15 years ago he's been managing in Turkey and currently Portugal for a reason because mangers have "it" and lose it their tactics become obsolete

People can pretend that they hate this idea and cite the (admittedly) multiple occasions it's kind of gone tits up when he's been in charge, but deep down we all know there is a part of us that does kind of want this to happen eventually.

@Reay57640Claire Because he's shite now a managerial dinosaur there's a reason why he managed in Turkey previously and Portugal currently, managers only have a certain shelf life with the exception of Alex Ferguson,Carlo Ancelotti, and a few others but even Wenger knew,he jumpedbefore hewaspushed

Absolutely baffled at people saying no to Jose at Newcastle IF Eddie leaves, Why on earth wouldn’t you want a guy that’s won numerous trophy’s, Will attract top players around the world. take no shit from the big six. And loves sir Bobby and the toon. Madness

@The_Big_Chifa_ Wayne,The Booth At The End, Colin From Accounts,Catastrophe 👍

What’s a movie or TV show that doesn’t get talked about enough?

@P29653064Paul @NUFCBlogcouk Aye apart from Miley and Anderson,your talking 185 million there if Anderson goes for 100 million and i don't rate him as highly as Miley, so if we hadn't sold Anderson for psr,we would have saved 185 million, have some faith if they're good enough they'll play

@DanielCarr57175 @NUFCBlogcouk how many have came threw none

🇪🇨✍️ Ross Wilson on new signing, Johan Martinez: “We’re delighted to beat off serious competition from leading clubs across Europe to bring Johan to Newcastle United. “Identifying and recruiting promising young players is a key part of how we build for the future, and our scouting and recruitment teams have worked diligently to secure Johan’s signature. “Independiente del Valle have a strong reputation for developing young players and Johan has undoubtedly benefited from that environment. He will continue his progress there while we maintain a close connection with his development, and we look forward to welcoming him to Newcastle next year.”

@NUFCTalkRadio Another shola ameobi master class incoming 😂

🚨The Shield Gazette report - Newcastle's 19yo midfielder Anthony Munda will seek a loan move away from the club this summer. Munda has been a standout player for the U21's this season and can play as a No.8 and No.10. A number of U21 players could also ask to leave on loan to get regular first team football like, Leo Shahar, Alex Murphy, Miodrag Pivaš, Park Seung-soo and Sean Neave. #NUFC Should we send the players out on loan or bring them in the first team squad next season?

@DeadlineDayLive Future captain of Newcastle, I think this is just a rumour and should stay that way fuck me man, if we sell Lewis Miley who was born in Newcastle or Lewis Hall who is a Newcastle supporter no one will be sacred to Newcastle anymore you talk some shite you like absolute drivel

🚨 Lewis Miley is another Newcastle United player firmly on the radar of multiple clubs this summer. Paris Saint-Germain and Manchester United are monitoring his progress. In fact, PSG have been scouting Miley for nearly 𝗧𝗛𝗥𝗘𝗘 𝗬𝗘𝗔𝗥𝗦. Newcastle value the Miley highly as part of their long-term plans. (Source: @TEAMtalk)

@P29653064Paul @NUFCBlogcouk It's one for the future, you can't sign all proven marquee signings

@NUFCBlogcouk fuck off Wilson your shite at your job looked at your cv on transfers and youve bought nobody we need players now 1st team ready made not kids weve loads of them and they dont get a sniff of the first team.

@jackofficial_01 The end of the fucking world is good and British also there's a few you've missed like extras, and after life and killing Eve to name a few top boy and this is England are good aswell and that's just of the top of my head

30 Greatest European TV Shows. ⭐🍿🎬 🎬🎬... 1. Dark (2017) 🇩🇪 2.The Bridge (Bron/Broen) (2011) 🇸🇪🇩🇰 3. The Killing (Forbrydelsen) (2007) 🇩🇰 4. Borgen (2010) 🇩🇰 5. Money Heist (La Casa de Papel) (2017) 🇪🇸 6. Babylon Berlin (2017) 🇩🇪 7. Gomorrah (2014) 🇮🇹 8. Fleabag (2016) 🇬🇧 9. Spiral (Engrenages) (2005) 🇫🇷 10. Sherlock (2010) 🇬🇧 11. The Crown (2016) 🇬🇧 12. Call My Agent! (Dix Pour Cent) (2015) 🇫🇷 13. Peaky Blinders (2013) 🇬🇧 14. Deutschland 83 (2015) 🇩🇪 15. The Bureau (Le Bureau does Légendes) (2015) 🇫🇷 16. Les Revenants (The Returned) (2012) 🇫🇷 17. Suburra: Blood on Rome (2017) 🇮🇹 18. Trapped (Ófærð) (2015) 🇮🇸 19. Lupin (2021) 🇫🇷 20. Inside No. 9 (2014) 🇬🇧 21. The Office (2001) 🇬🇧 22. Derry Girls (2018) 🇬🇧🇮🇪 23. Father Ted (1995) 🇮🇪 24. Black Mirror (2011) 🇬🇧 25. Young Royals (2021) 🇸🇪 26. Deadwind (Karppi) (2018) 🇫🇮 27. My Brilliant Friend (L'Amica Geniale) (2018) 🇮🇹 28. Tabula Rasa (2017) 🇧🇪 29. Pagan Peak (Der Pass) (2018) 🇩🇪🇦🇹 30. Kommissar Rex (1994) 🇦🇹

@SupportersNufc No shit, you must have been a detective in a previous life having insight and vision, your acumen is unrivalled absolutely exceptional piece of observation elementary dear Watson 👍

🚨🆕 There is a possibility Newcastle sell one or two top players this summer. Anthony Gordon has chances to leave in case of a big proposal. There are several clubs interested also in the Premier League. I would not underestimate English clubs in this race. (via: Fabrizio Romano)

@LukeEdwardsTele He looks beat, and that obviously rubbs off on his players, I've been Howe in all season but the Crystal Palace result changed that, 5 year cycle has come to an end players obviously aren't listening to him anymore, even the best managers changed their assistant to freshen things

For those asking why I back Howe. Two champions league qualifications in four years having inherited a team destined for relegation. Won the club’s first domestic trophy for 70 years despite the club’s failure to sign a player to improve the first team since Tonali in 2023 because of PSR. Forced to sell Anderson and Minteh for PSR. Was left last summer without a sporting director and a CEO. lost isak on deadline day - the team’s top goalscorer and most important player - and missed out on Trafford, Ekitike, Pedro and Sesko as they went elsewhere for money and to club’s with more aura in London and Manchester. Yeah he’s made mistakes, but if you look at everything he has achieved I’d back him over anyone else to lead the rebuild as a manager with a proper recruitment structure in place #nufc

@BlessingGives 30 million for Hall are you deluded or just plain stupid there's no way we'd even think about selling Hall and definitely not for 30 million football isn't for you love try netball 👍

🚨 Manchester United Summer Transfer Master Plan Out: 1 Ugarte - £25m 2 Dalot - £25m 3 Bruno Fernandes - £35m 4 Malacia - £5m 5 Mazraoui - £20m 6 Zirkzee - £20m 7 Mason Mount - £25m 8 Luke Shaw - £10m Total: £165m Ins: 1 Elliott Anderson - £50m 2 Carlos Baleba - £45m 3 Lewis Hall - £30m 4 Kvaratskhelia - £70m 5 Yan Diomande - £65m 6 Adam Wharton - £50m Total: £280m Net: +£115m

@NUFCEdge There's a reason why he's managed in Turkey previously and Portugal now it's because he's a dinosaur totally outdated and irrelevant, I'd rather stick with Howe than having him, he'd be shite for us man, give your head a wobble lad

I’d honestly take him. Even for just a couple of seasons. He’d certainly have the pull for players and there’d be no fucking about with him.

@TouchlineX Carragher 😂

🚨🌟 Top 10 'One-Club Men' players, according to Perplexity: 1 — Totti with Roma 2 — Maldini with AC Milan 3 — Giggs with Man United 4 — Puyol with Barça 5 — Scholes with Man United 6 — Del Piero with Juventus 7 — Baresi with AC Milan 8 — Tony Adams with Arsenal 9 — Le Tissier with Southampton 10 — Carragher with Liverpool

@HKFinalThird Lewis Hall 50 million your having a laugh you can double that and add 50 on top of that and still not sell him to you he's not for sale get in it in to your thick skull, isak went on strike that's why we had to sell him, we're not a selling club anymore 😉

🚨 Arsenal Summer Transfer Master Plan Out: 1. Calafiori - £50m 2. Mosquera - £35m 3. Nwaneri - £40m 4. Miles Lewis Skelly - £70m 5. Odegaard - £70m 6. Jesus - £30m 7. Martinelli - £50m 8. Zubimendi - £85m Total: £425m Ins: 1. Kvaratskhelia: £80m 2. Rogers - £70m 3. Lewis Hall - £50m 4. Ellio Anderson - £75m 5. Goretzka - Free 6. Lukeba - £40m Total: £315m Net: -£110m