NotBruce@Rest

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NotBruce@Rest

NotBruce@Rest

@bruceJLP

I'm not him, Im just parody, but the truth is often stranger than fiction... (此帐户的目的是为模仿之用,绝不是一个国家的领导人的任何官方帐户)

...in bed Katılım Mart 2010
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NotBruce@Rest@bruceJLP·
Me? "@rtrowe: I'm not sure who lies worse than athletes and coaches…"
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NotBruce@Rest@bruceJLP·
That's the 1st song I've sang since I sang Matterhorn's 'Mi Back'
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NotBruce@Rest@bruceJLP·
Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me, happy birthday dear Bruuucie, happy birthday to meee
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Matthew, Esq.@SmittyRoyal·
"@R0ry_: The person enforcing the rules is never popular, yet the rules are the only thing that can prevent total anarchy."<- Cc: @bruceJLP
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What the fuck is happening?
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HisHolness
HisHolness@HisHolness·
Mi bring a teaching book and a smile to go up against a gunman to raas! #worries
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HisHolness@HisHolness·
RT @SadeInc: A man collapsed after accidentally voting for the wrong party?? Muss joke!!¤Damion O. Crawford…didnt think it'd work didja :)
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HisHolness@HisHolness·
*Lisa Hanna not included
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HisHolness@HisHolness·
Tomorrow, let us go out, and bear in mind the simple issues when we vote, Portia can't think and the rest are Mantus
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HisHolness@HisHolness·
Kartel denied bail again today… We're COMMITTED to bringing back black Kartel… #VoteJL-HHRRRGGHH #VoteJLP
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NotBruce@Rest@bruceJLP·
"@HisHolness: Daryl needs to explain why my wife wasn't mentioned…"•…or mine for that matter…
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HisHolness@HisHolness·
Did a deed poll few months ago, renamed himself Damion O. Crawford… RT @wonderosa: But WHERE is Astor Black?
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…and as for that lady, I suspect she misheard Audley's request for a 'haffi come back pussy'…
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HisHolness@HisHolness·
C'mon guys, they played a "18,000 blank voter ID's" card…and we decided then that, only Damion O. Crawford could beat Damion O. Crawford
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The horse trick? Taking cues from Old Spice…hmm
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