Bruce Stark

@JustinThomas34 spitting all over the tees at The Renaissance Club and @JonRahmpga whining at the camera like an entitled little brat is the type of behaviour we’ve come to expect from privileged professional golfers. Golf is on a slippery slope as entertainment. @SkySports

@27mirror Breaking news: Middle aged woman doesn’t wear red swim suit anymore. Pathetic journalism!!

You loved seeing the Baywatch stars back in the day 💁‍♀️🏊 but their lives took a shocking turn for the worse once the show ended 😱

@NickDougherty5 keeps saying Victor Perez from Dundee, like he grew up in Fintry. All dundonian golfers have played the Cairdie 9 Holer Yellow (well ran the gauntlet and hopefully finished with all their clubs and wallet). Doubt Monsieur Perez can boast such an achievement?

@hayleyh18 Never lived. 😋

I have just witnessed my dad eat a pie on a roll like a full scotch pie on a roll? Surely this is not a thing ?🤢

Could see some severe back pain kicking in soon. 😬

@McIlroyRory just do the decent thing. Walk in after nine, hit the drink and tell yourself you’re never playing again. 🍺

@McIlroyRory since I stuck twenty on him - bogey, bogey, double, weird amount of fringe hanging out his cap.

Worst night sleep ever. Alert as hell for hours!! 👀

@EmpLawyerJack @kim_aanderson @BlackaddersLLP A step and an under cut. 😂 Old school. 👌 Trend setting @EmpLawyerJack

#HappyEaster2020 decided to treat myself to a #homehaircut thanks to @kim_aanderson . Not sure she got the concept of “blend it in”. Beggars can’t be choosers.#StayHomeSaveLives

@Clatto12 Suppose mate, house is a tip tho. She’ll need to get off her arse soon like. 🙄

@bones2105 Time flys when you’re having fun. NOT!!

That #CelebsGoDating theme tune is so annoying.

@craig0611 You’ve played the game mate. What do you expect?

Very very poor today, almost as bad as QOS away, but some of the shite I heard in the crowd today was fucking embarrassing, bit of perspective here, as bad as it was were 18 pts clear, if I'd been offered a lead like this at the start of the season I'd have bitten your hand off

@bryzo68 @k14duf @Clatto12 😂😂😂

@bruce_stark @k14duf @Clatto12 He would get telt to get away fae the Scotland taps in Sports Direct #absolutedumplin

I don’t watch Scottish football often and now I know why. The standard of refereeing is fucking horrendous!!! #truestory #DundeeDerby

@bryzo68 @k14duf Remember @Clatto12 telling me he would win Scotland caps. 😜 That’s going well.

@k14duf Camy Kerr is the worst player I have ever seen

There must be no better motivation than keeping Duncan Ferguson happy.

@IanJamesPoulter Probably won’t even bother his arse to vote. Manipulating people to achieve his tax dodging ends is so much more convenient. Arrogance knows no bounds.

Buffoon........ end of story.

@PerennialUnder Can’t argue with that, nicely balanced. Enjoyed reading this.

Dundee United's Team of the Decade. Well, here we go..... Bring on the comments! #DUFC #P2BAA #DareToDillon perennialunderachievers.blog/2019/11/23/dun…

If I ever meet Mick Fitzgerald, I’m due him a pint. What a selection that just was, and a nice way to kick off the weekend for me. 💷 @SkySportsRacing

@IanJamesPoulter Success is relative in life and elite sport. To a Major winner you are relatively unsuccessful. You’d think being so average you’d have more compassion for people with average lives. At least you have successfully proven something with this tweet.

What a complete buffoon you really are.. No one is allowed to be successful. You can’t for one minute be serious. Deluded.