Bruce Little

The idea of #thehunt is quite clever but a quarter of the programme and two ad breaks just to vote someone out is Dullesville. Yawn.

@MozPerkins The brass neck of them

Ah, the dangers of Buglery…

@Imogen_Alanah They'll go well with the hydrations and coronations 🤣

Oh I love hydrogens. My favourite flower of all time. #theapprentice

I'm definitely in the age demographic to be a @greatesthitsuk listener, and I generally enjoy it, but being reminded of my own mortality in every single ad break by care home and funeral adverts might make me an ex-listener well before I need either of those services ...

@dartwalker 5 also. Took 3 turns just to get the vowels placed.

Always tricky when there is a little used letter in there. Wordle 1,675 5/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Hey BBC, groundhog Day isn't until February. These #TOTP episodes are identical.

Barbara Dickson is gonna launch into victoria wood's "Let's do it" any time soon. #totp

@mark_lj I don't think I'd have any problem with that. It's the fast 'uns that get me.

Another look. Folk go on this for fun??? It's higher than the Scott Monument

@karenfthompson This. Pretty much this. I'd stop short of packing the kids off with tomato sauce. Oh, and turkey (never understood turkey). But it's just another day. Do what you want.

Right then here goes... ANNUAL RANT ALERT!! Triggered by adverts and TV chefs😠😠 Christmas Dinner.... I have concluded that the inevitable stress of Christmas dinner is created by adverts, supermarkets and TV chefs... It's a Sunday dinner for goodness sake!!! We do it quite happily 51 weeks of the year but can we the consumers be trusted to manage by ourselves on one day of the year...apparently not! Here goes... 1. Turkey... It's a big fecking chicken that's all, 20 minutes per lb plus 20 minutes at 180 degrees - jobs a good un! Get yourselves a meat thermometer £3 off the Internet poke it in the offending bird if it says 75 degrees or over it’s cooked! 2. Stuffing - regardless of what Jamie Oliver says you do NOT need 2lbs of shoulder of pork, onions breadcrumbs,pine nuts and a shit load of fresh herbs to make stuffing....( no fecking wonder he's bankrupt if thats what he spends to make stuffing!) What you need is Paxo and a kettle!! If you wanna liven it up squeeze 3 sausages out of their skins and mix that in with your Paxo before cooking 😉. 3. Gravy - Jamie Oliver is copping for this one aswell.... Gravy granules Jamie.... All you need is gravy granules! I ( nor any other woman I know) has got time on Christmas Eve to piss about roasting chicken wings and vegetables, adding stock and flour,cooking it for another half hour, mashing it all up with a potato masher and then straining the whole sorry mess to make gravy 😠😠😠 4. Vegetables... Never mind faffing round shredding sprouts and frying them with bacon and chestnuts to make them more palatable... If you don't like them don't buy and cook the fecking things!! If your family only eats frozen peas then that's good enough! 5. Roast potatoes... Yes I par boil mine then roast them in goose fat but Aunt Bessie also does the same 😉. 6. Trimmings /Christmas pudding and the like.... Aldi or Lidl! (oh and while we're on the subject of pudding- if birds custard is what your family likes on the wretched thing then that's fine - you do not need brandy butter /rum sauce etc or anything else that costs a fecking fortune and takes 2 hours to make!) 7. Family.... Children.. Feed the little blighters first separately, if they only want turkey with tomato sauce - fine leave em to it, it doesn't matter. Once they are fed bugger them off to play with their Christmas presents so that YOU can enjoy your dinner in Peace! Adults... Anyone that can manage to get their sorry arse to your dinner table is also capable of helping to serve up/ sort the kids out/ clear the table /wash up /dry up etc. And Finally..... NO ONE.... And I mean no one APART FROM THE COOK IS ALLOWED TO GET DRUNK AND FALL ASLEEP BEFORE THE WASHING UP IS DONE!!! Rant over 😂 Merry feckin Christmas!

Well this doesn't work. Adrian Edmondson is on the bottom row #universitychallenge

Dear #WhiskySanta, please may you put @TomintoulWhisky 14 Year Old 2008 White Port Cask Finish from @MasterofMalt under my tree? I've been really good this year! masterofmalt.com/asksanta/whisk…

If the former then the tracking can be updated and,if the latter then, erm, the tracking can be updated. @DPD_UK_Support_

I'm clearly living in the past. Oh for the days when a package delivered by DPD meant a great experience. Apparently my parcel WILL be delivered between 2.5 and 1.5 hours ago. The van hasn't moved on the map since then so he's either broken down or gone home. @DPD_UK_Support_

@NeatyC Absolutely. After a weekend spent largely inside, a walk in the local woods of East Devon was just what I needed today.

Trees, glorious trees! From a walk in the Cotehele valley this afternoon, the sun already dipping down but still catching the treetops. Nature is wonderful & we need to treasure & look after it (as well as each other)

#masterchef only one way to decide the winner. Fight! What, oh. Not Harry Hill 🤦‍♂️

@LucyJayneWhite1 @marksandspencer Every time I dip my toe back in the waters of "Twitter" it doesn't take me long to realise why I left. What a vile illogical and racist post.

Just landed in Heathrow Airport T3. Went into M&S. Three @marksandspencer staff speaking in another language. I asked them “What language are you speaking?” They responded “Hindi” I have a voice recording & their names to report to M&S. We must confront them every time.

@worcesternews When exactly did the Worcester Evening News become a parody publication? Probably soon after it dropped the "Evening" TBH, but how exactly is this news? "Everyday event spotted in Worcestershire town!" Oh, and it's a Chinook.

Chinnok helicopter pictured flying over Droitwich ift.tt/MztKi1H

@PippyG82 "I've never heard of them so it can't be that" 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Chitterlings!!! #TheWheel

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