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Bryan Wilke
@bryandbaa
US Army Veteran 14R
Anadarko, OK Katılım Temmuz 2021
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@NewswirePatriot Exercising his 1st Amendment right. I'd vote twice
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Got a letter from the HOA yesterday
Actual letter
In an envelope
With a stamp
In 2026
The letter said my trash can was visible from the street for too long on collection day
The fine is $50
I checked my Ring camera
The truck came at 7:03am
I brought the can in at 7:14am
11 minutes
$50
That's $4.55 per minute of trash can visibility
My therapist charges $250 an hour
That's $4.17 per minute
My trash can sitting in a driveway is now more expensive per minute than therapy
I looked at the letter again
It was signed by the HOA president
Her name is Karen
Of course it is
I know this woman
She lives four houses down
She still has Christmas lights up
It's March
I know because I drive past them twice a day
And because that's what I do
I checked the HOA bylaws
All 47 pages
Section 4.2 says all exterior fixtures and lighting must be seasonal and removed within 30 days of the applicable holiday
Her lights have been up for 97 days
I went to the HOA meeting
Tuesday night
7pm
In a church basement
Folding chairs
Fruit platter that nobody touched
Seven people showed up
Four of them were on the board
The other three were there to complain
I was there to read
My wife came with me
She didn't want to
But she said "if I don't come you'll end up on the news"
I brought my legal pad
Karen called the meeting to order
She talked about community standards
She talked about property values
She talked about the importance of curb appeal
From a woman whose Christmas lights are still blinking in March
I raised my hand
She said "we'll take questions at the end"
I said "it's not a question. It's a point of order."
She looked at me
I opened my legal pad
I said "Section 4.2 requires seasonal decorations to be removed within 30 days. Your Christmas lights have been up for 97 days. You fined me $50 for 11 minutes of trash can visibility on collection day while you've been in violation for over three months."
The room was quiet
One of the other three complainers said "he's right"
The board members looked at each other
Karen said "that's a separate issue"
I said "it's the same bylaws"
She said "we'll review it"
I said "I already did. Page 12. Happy to share my highlights."
My wife looked at the ceiling
Some things never change
Karen said "I think we should move on"
I said "agreed. I'll move on when the Christmas lights do."
Nobody laughed
I wasn't joking
I paid the $50
Because it's $50 and I'm not going to die on that hill
But if the rules apply to me they apply to everyone
So I filed a formal complaint about the lights
With photos
Timestamped
Funny how surveillance works both ways
The fine for seasonal decoration violations is $75 per occurrence
She's been in violation for 67 days past the 30-day grace period
I'll let her do the math
Or I'll do it for her
Because that's what I do
Make common sense common again
Plz fix. Thx.
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Neuralink enables people with ALS to speak again
Neuralink@neuralink
“When you haven’t heard someone talk for four years, the thought that they might be able to talk again was mind blowing."
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You sniveling, gutless motherfucker...guess what?
You don’t get to decide shit.
Not for the men and women who step into the arena of their own free will, who sign that sacred covenant with eyes wide open to the abyss.
They don’t enlist for your fragile little fantasy of perpetual peace; they volunteer for the profession of arms because they understand, in their marrow, the eternal truth of Heraclitus and Clausewitz alike:
war is the father of all things, the forge that tests the soul, and the fog where lesser men like you dissolve into vapor.
Your pathetic bleating...that this deployment somehow betrays some populist promise...reveals the precise pathology of the armchair isolationist:
a narcissistic projection of your own cowardice onto warriors who never asked for your permission.
Psychologically, it’s textbook...cognitive dissonance wrapped in performative loyalty, the same self-soothing delusion that lets you virtue-signal “no more endless wars” while spitting on the voluntary contract these soldiers forged in blood and fire.
They knew the risks; they trained for them under the Uniform Code, swore the oath not to some politician’s tweet but to the Constitution and the chain of command that decides when the republic’s interests demand steel.
For you to reduce their service to your isolationist tantrum is not mere opinion...it is a profound betrayal, a philosophical treason against the warrior ethos itself.
You erode the very lethality that keeps this nation sovereign, pathologically undermining morale by framing duty as victimhood.
These troops aren’t your pawns or your therapy props; they are the lethal tip of the spear, forged in the understanding that peace is the interlude between conflicts, not a birthright for the weak.
So shut the fuck up, you spineless pussy.
The military doesn’t need your approval...it needs your silence while real men and women shoulder what you never could.
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J.J. Carrell@JJCarrell14
What the FUCK are we doing! My son will NEVER die for a foreign country! I voted for you 3 times, took abuse and fought for you and this is what you do! You do the exact opposite of what you railed against for over a decade!
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I think the folks in our attic are finished.
@amuse@amuse
OH CANADA: Canadian regulators require sign language interpreters to help deaf people enjoy performances by playing air guitar?
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@NewswirePatriot It's a private company. They can pretty much say and do as they please. Don't like it, don't go.
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@BuzzPatterson It's the quite ones We the People need to watch. Closely
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