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@meredithwlarson See you there🥳

chat am I crazy 🤪 don’t answer that, I just can’t miss closing night!!!!!

Our Israel first, America last pedo president used multiple Tomahawk precision guided missiles to blow up a children’s school in Iran. Trump has used your tax dollars to murder 180 little girls, let that sink in.

I made Mo Bamba how can one be in debt 😭#Alhamdulliah

@YVESLOVER911 Not hating bro but like how are you surviving like at all?

Unemployed for 3 years

@_reallykee_ Did the same but for better part of 5 years…it’s okay bro

So I’ve had a 144hz monitor for 2 years, after upgrading from 60hz. For 2 years I’ve thought 144hz was a scam. I noticed 0 difference. I never swapped from 60hz in my display settings….

@Iamivy05 That shit funny as hell wym

went on a date to the cinema and the cinema was empty cause it was late. he gets out his phone, opens snapchat and starts recording, saying “yeah we rented out the whole cinema, you know what it issss” 😐

Aura farming to the max

@TevonBlair Rage bait at its finest. If you’re loyal to the brand you’d have the credit card and would only be paying for the flight, as checked luggage and choose a seat is free with even the basic tier cc.

Today, I’m experiencing my first Southwest flight with the new bag and now seat policy. As a loyal SW traveler, I feel scammed. The flight prices aren’t cheaper and I have now paid for my flight, seat and checked baggage all separately. Never again. They’ve ruined their brand.

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“Gay Liberal Halftime Show” and its just Bad Bunny singing surround by the baddest women on earth throwing ass lmfao

@clarissaa_gabby Better than The Weeknd??

run that halftime show back!!!! it was so good!! dare i say the best halftime show ever 😭😭😭

@clarissaa_gabby Got 3 flights today, wanna switch?

i loveeee watching the winter olympics figure skating!! cozy on my couch all day for this 🇺🇸🤍

Please god I’ll travel to a 70mm showing too

@jezfrompeepshow Can I have your guys #?

But my pupils still big as hell and it’s 9am help me

@freganmitts Strawberry coconut packs fuck

I have never consumed Celsius and subsequently felt any less than 110%. To me this is the elixir of life. Idk what it is, no other caffeine source comes anywhere close. If anyone has any redpill info about it I really don’t want to know unless it is life or death.

@RyanGarcia Took you this long? Loser

This is my public declaration and announcement, I’m reclining my past support for Donald Trump. Anyone that was involved in any thing to do with that island and what they were doing, I just can’t support in anyway. Children need to be protected, everyone knew better fuck that. Justice for all

@meredithwlarson @rossykate WAIT. IM OFF WORK AND WANNA COME PLZ INVITE ME

chat give me downtown denver tattoo shop recs so I can make @rossykate go get a friday the 13th tattoo with me in 2 weeks

CAN WE GET ONE OF THESE GUYS IN EVERY FUCKING OFFICE EVERYWHERE PLEASE???

@Theoblybriguy @chris_kratovil @SouthwestAir No one else is flying DAL-HOU tho. He’d have to go to DFW-IAH to fly another carrier. Is dealing with both those airports worth lounge access? Doubt their flexibility is even within sniffing distance of what he’s saying SWA used to be

@chris_kratovil @bryceeet @SouthwestAir The fights are not necessarily cheaper than other carriers either

Honest question from someone who has been a @SouthwestAir A-List Preferred flyer and loyalist for more than a decade: what’s the case for flying SWA now? With the abolition of open seating and “Bag Fly Free” SWA is now just another legacy carrier—albeit one without true first class, lounges, or meaningful international routes. The “new” Southwest offers all the downside but none of the upside of Delta/United/American. What’s SWA’s best argument why I shouldn’t park my butt at AA’s Admirals Club at DFW while waiting for my assigned seat from here on out? Persuade me.

first reaction is to assume someone would stage an attack on themselves for pr, hmm