Bravo Romeo Yankee, Intl

@dadbodsrule1990 @FanSince09 The bird *is* the backup.

Imagine like you live with a giant who you cannot communicate at all with. The giant will feed you and see to your basic needs in exchange for occasionally subjecting to horrors beyond anything your brain can even begin to comprehend.

@FanSince09 It doesn't know it should be horrified. Either it is being eaten or not being eaten. Also the giant gives whole head scratches, which is somehow a universally agreed-upon animal kingdom trade off.

@robrousseau So one gets the forearm and the other gets the butt?

John Krasinsky and Chris Pratt are handed two ends of a broken pool cue at CIA headquarters, whoever emerges alive gets to play the lead in the already-in-production Iran War downed pilot rescue movie

@ejenkins54 It's pretty obviously Earth

seeing way too many people say they can’t figure out what land mass that is and i know geography isn’t many people’s strength but come on. y’all are dumb as hell

@Cristian_21j @JaisitoL Technically, swimming through the air is flying. Which you do by pushing off air molecules. Imagine a bird's wings. Then think of a glider. If he wraps his shirt loosely around his pant legs and kicks like a fish tail, he might be able to push off enough air molecules to move.

@bryintl @JaisitoL no creo qué puedas nadar ni impulsarte en el aire a menos qué puedas volar

Un astronauta puede quedar atrapado eternamente en el vacío si no alcanza una superficie para impulsarse.

@Bruce_Cares Replyguy here: hit it with a stick.

Yeah hi, beekeeper here! If you see this, fucking run. Record less and run more.

My house is kinda small but I hate doing stuff so I pay a pool guy and lawn guy. My pool guy just does chemicals. He texts me the other day and says I need a new filter and vacuum. I told him I'm busy and to just tell me what he wants to handle it. He texted me back...

Headless human bodies, infinitely cloned mice, schizophrenic crackheads, alien hybrid breeding programs, a vampire in Singapore, swords attached to drones, Kristi Noem’s cross-dressing husband, 200-year-old tortoise caught up in a crypto scam, Artemis II crew locked inside a big soda can, $23 million toilet breaks in fake space, two crows eat Rapunzel’s hair, Lindsey Graham drinks blood at Disney to celebrate war, 14-year-old runs for governor in Vermont, Gucci Mane kidnapped, influencer kidnapped herself at gunpoint, scientists plotting to kidnap asteroids, slaughterhouse theft rings on the rise because cow gallstones are worth more than gold, missing U.S. airman in Iran, F-35 crash in Nevada, flying saucer over Philadelphia, giant robots battle in Detroit, robot centaurs in China, portals to Waffle House, and they want to put pig semen in your eye to cure cancer—how was your week?

@StolenDans That's the way you do it.

you sorta forget until it's playing at a party but mark knopfler says that word THREE times in money for nothing

@wonderofscience Maybe if he learned more than hitting the dab 10 years too late.

A juvenile Victoria's Riflebird performs his elaborate courtship dance to an unimpressed female. 📽: wildlife.raynsue/ig

@allenanalysis He really doesn't want to do the Easter egg roll

The White House issued a lid at 11 AM today. Trump will make no public appearances. No Mar-a-Lago. No golf. No press. Rumors spread that he was at Walter Reed. Freelance journalist Andrew Leyden drove there at 1:50 PM and posted photos. No Marine One. No motorcade. Roads open. Trump is not at Walter Reed. So where is he?

@Sweigart_Ian27 Because the dog enjoys it; I thought that was pretty clear.

why the fuck would they bring that

A top FEMA official is doubling down on his claims that he teleported to a Waffle House — CNN

@The0ldCoyote @editor_hana If they did those morons would probably call it something stupid like "Mount Olympus" where the gods gathered, with its own microclimate, snow-capped seven months out of the year, -20°C below the temperature at sea level.

@editor_hana In Greek mythology, the sun is just the wheel of Apollo's chariot as he drove it across the sky. So, getting closer would mean getting warmer. Guess Greece doesn't have mountains of sufficient elevation that the Greeks could experience cooler temperatures due to elevation?

ごめん、誰か知ってたら教えてほしいんだけどギリシャ神話にイカロスっていたじゃん？ 太陽に近づきすぎて、蝋で作った翼が溶けちゃった人。 だけどさ、実際のところ、地上から上空に向かうとどんどん気温って下がるじゃん？ 飛行機に乗ってる時ってだいたい高度約10,000メートルの上空にいるけど、あそこまで上空に行くと外気温がマイナス40度とかになるじゃん？ 熱源であるはずの太陽に近づいているのに、なんで気温は地上よりも下がるの？ ってかイカロスは太陽に近づいて蝋の翼が溶けたはずだけど、上空って寒いから溶けなくない？ それとももっと上に行けば、気温は上がるの？どれくらい上に行けば蝋が溶けるレベルの気温になるの？ 対流圏？成層圏？それとも電離圏ぐらいまで行かないと無理？ でもそこまで行ったらもう空気がないから呼吸できなくね？ じゃあ、イカロスはどうやって「蝋でできた翼」が溶けるくらい高温かつ上空に行ったの？？

@KFILE Breaking: FEMA Official discovers "dreaming", questions on how he was wearing someone else's urine-soaked pants if not teleportation.

New York Times with an important update here:

@malikules @enfinleve @vml_global @labgrownleather "into a luxury handbag."

🚨BREAKING: World’s first T-Rex leather product created using reconstructed dinosaur collagen the team used fossilized T.rex collagen sequences to reconstruct a complete collagen blueprint with advanced computational biology and AI modelling. fully synthetic DNA construct was inserted into a carrier cell line. they cultivated these engineered cells using lab-grown leather’s proprietary Advanced Tissue Engineering Platform (ATEP™) and integrated into its Elemental-X™ product stream. their scaffold-free approach allows the cells to create their own natural structure, resulting in a material that is structurally identical to traditional leather. the T-Rex Leather™ was entrusted to Enfin Levé, who transformed the biomaterial into a luxury handbag. the piece is currently presented in Art Zoo Museum in Amsterdam

Pam Bondi reportedly became emotional after Donald Trump fired her as the nation’s top prosecutor, and pleaded to be allowed to stay on until at least the summer. trib.al/4VK9QZR

@SULLY10X Tell them to do a kick flip

Atlanta FD tillering onto I-75 North. 😎