Brent Schlenker

@MikeSimmons 2hrs 25mins to get to gate. And luckily had 10mins to spare. Not everyone has been so lucky.

@bschlenker 😳

This my day.

🤣This is a hilarious montage of Chuck Norris jokes. If you think about it, he really was the first 80’s action hero and pretty much started the genre of 80’s and 90’s action movies.

RIP Chuck Norris. A legend.

Swords with "race-profiling" enchantments to be banned under Shire's new blade safety laws.

JUST IN: Meta announces they'll be shutting down the Metaverse, after pouring $80,000,000,000.00 into the project.

Here are the beautiful words of the St. Patrick’s Breastplate prayer: I arise today Through a mighty strength, the invocation of the Trinity, Through belief in the Threeness, Through confession of the Oneness of the Creator of creation. I arise today Through the strength of Christ's birth with His baptism, Through the strength of His crucifixion with His burial, Through the strength of His resurrection with His ascension, Through the strength of His descent for the judgment of doom. I arise today Through the strength of the love of cherubim, In the obedience of angels, In the service of archangels, In the hope of resurrection to meet with reward, In the prayers of patriarchs, In the predictions of prophets, In the preaching of apostles, In the faith of confessors, In the innocence of holy virgins, In the deeds of righteous men. I arise today, through The strength of heaven, The light of the sun, The radiance of the moon, The splendor of fire, The speed of lightning, The swiftness of wind, The depth of the sea, The stability of the earth, The firmness of rock. I arise today, through God's strength to pilot me, God's might to uphold me, God's wisdom to guide me, God's eye to look before me, God's ear to hear me, God's word to speak for me, God's hand to guard me, God's shield to protect me, God's host to save me From snares of devils, From temptation of vices, From everyone who shall wish me ill, afar and near. I summon today All these powers between me and those evils, Against every cruel and merciless power that may oppose my body and soul, Against incantations of false prophets, Against black laws of pagandom, Against false laws of heretics, Against craft of idolatry, Against spells of witches and smiths and wizards, Against every knowledge that corrupts man's body and soul; Christ to shield me today Against poison, against burning, Against drowning, against wounding, So that there may come to me an abundance of reward. Christ with me, Christ before me, Christ behind me, Christ in me, Christ beneath me, Christ above me, Christ on my right, Christ on my left, Christ when I lie down, Christ when I sit down, Christ when I arise, Christ in the heart of every man who thinks of me, Christ in the mouth of everyone who speaks of me, Christ in every eye that sees me, Christ in every ear that hears me. I arise today Through a mighty strength, the invocation of the Trinity, Through belief in the Threeness, Through confession of the Oneness of the Creator of creation. St. Patrick, pray for us ☘️

L&D is a multi-billion dollar industry. But most people—investors, marketers, and even new practitioners—don't actually know how it works...or why it is the way it is. I’ve spent 25+ years in this space. Since #DevLearn2025, I’ve been refining a session that cuts through the noise. A 60-minute deep dive into: 🛠️ Technical evolution 📉 Economic realities 💼 Business of Learning Join me and @ELBLearning for the "missing manual" of the industry. Registration Link: us06web.zoom.us/webinar/regist… #LearningAndDevelopment #EdTech #Webinar

LIVE with Brent & Mike (starts in 30mins - 9am EST) The L&D Morning Brief: Where L&D pros go to start their day Today’s Headlines: The AI Agent Takeover: CHROs told to think like CEOs as "Agentic L&D" goes mainstream. Workday’s $1.1B Power Move: The acquisition of Sana sets the stage for the "AI-Native" LMS wars. The Brain Speed Revolution: New 20-year study proves cognitive speed training slashes dementia risk. Pharma Mega-Plants: A $300B construction boom creates a massive upskilling crisis in sterile manufacturing. The Congress Recap: D.C. admits the "AI Skills Gap" is a national emergency, puts the ball in L&D’s court. youtube.com/live/e5EKW4W4U…

Simone Giertz is the living definition of “you can just do stuff”. Her useless inventions were hilarious. Her tesla truck build was awesome! And now she’s building seriously cool products. And every college boy needs this chair. I turned your most requested project into a product youtu.be/Tm3DLUAhAzI?si… via @YouTube

@MikeSimmons @grok Are you sure that wasn’t an hallucination?

In the last 20 yrs, just 13 of 20 Super Bowls were won by QBs drafted by their team—and 4 of those were repeats. Jets fans: History proves you can win big via trades/free agency. No need to chase a draft unicorn! #NYJ #NFLDraft Thanks @grok for the research.

Saint Louis is the No. 9 seed in the Midwest Region, meaning we FINALLY get to see Robbie Avila in March Madness! 🤓 #MarchMadness

@MikeSimmons This is why you HAVE a desert club 🏜️

Broke my desert club today… 🥺

@MikeSimmons I’ll send you my 1 iron.

Hey Tommy Fleetwood. Thanks for using a 9 wood. It's created an opportunity for my friends to remind me that I'm an idiot for having a 2 iron in my bag, and making this game harder than it already is.

The courtside view of Arizona’s buzzer beater HOW BEAUTIFUL IS MARCH!?

Go CATS! #BIG12

>A Catholic Bishop gets put on prime-time national television in the 1950s >No script, no teleprompter, no celebrity guests, just him, a chalkboard, and the Gospel >Hollywood completely writes him off as boring religious programming >Proceeds to absolutely dominate the TV ratings, drawing 30 million viewers every single week >Crushes the biggest secular comedians in the country to win the Emmy Award >Accepts the Emmy on live TV by thanking his four writers: "Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John." >Converted countless communists, atheists, and Hollywood executives to the Catholic faith >About to be beatified in 2026 We need more men like this. Archbishop Fulton Sheen pray for us!

Wow! AI ASSISTED GARAGE MANUFACTURING IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE! CAD Drawings From Just A Picture! MIT just released something profound for creators and engineers alike. Picture this. You take a photo of an object, upload it, and an AI delivers a fully parametric CAD model, complete with editable code and construction history. This is open source GenCAD, from MIT's Decode Lab. It uses autoregressive transformers and diffusion models, trained on hundreds of thousands of images and CAD files. Input a 2D photo or sketch. Output valid CadQuery Python code that beats models like GPT-4.5 in accuracy. Why does this matter? It speeds up reverse engineering, prototyping, and part searches in vast databases. No more hours spent modeling from scratch. Field repairs, custom designs, education, all transformed. It even retrieves similar parts from libraries of thousands. For industries like manufacturing and aerospace, it cuts costs and boosts innovation. Hobbyists gain pro tools without the steep curve. I am testing it now on random objects and can not believe how much of a super power this is. I can start dozens of companies just on this AI model. This open-source gem is here: gencad.github.io The future of building stuff arrives in a snapshot.

Today @GoogleMaps is getting its biggest upgrade in over a decade. By combining our Gemini models with a deep understanding of the world, Maps now unlocks entirely new possibilities for how you navigate and explore. Here’s what you need to know 🧵

THIS is how .gov should function. 🇺🇸👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻