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It always makes me laugh when people that I don't know follow me. I'm here to say shit I can't say on Facebook (my Grandma is on there for fuck's sake) and to try and piss off as many people as possible. Enjoy the ride.

@CityMinneapolis Jesus Christ you all just keep stepping on your own dicks, that's not what today is for. Fuck y'all.

@CityMinneapolis Not today motherfuckers

Today we remember George Floyd.

@BrandonArvay @KySportsRadio Yes, I'll take "Super Shitty Takes for $500 Ken"

Malachi back!!!!

@ItMeCoop Burning fuel has never been a yellow in Indy

IndyCar going full NASCAR by throwing the red flag here.

@Schultz975 Definitely calm and cool, that was bush league.

@bsuphi644 Oh, I think he is absolutely justified in being super pissed. Ed is seemingly such a nice/calm guy that it was pretty wild to see.

Rare to see Ed Carpenter fired up about anything but he is irate.

@meisterbuerger No freaking reason to turn down there...bullshit.

Takuma Sato wrecked a guy. That never happens… #Indy500

Kyle Busch tower tribute on Lap 18. (📸 by @SouthernbeLLSU)

Kyle Busch casually walking up and punching the shit out of Joey Logano in 2017. 😂🏁

I am deeply concerned about what we are hearing about an Iran “deal,” being pushed by some voices in the administration. President Trump’s decision to strike Iran was the most consequential decision of his second term. He was right to do so, and we achieved extraordinary military results—including destroying all of their missiles & drones and sinking their entire navy. If the result of all that is to be an Iranian regime—still run by Islamists who chant “death to America”—now receiving billions of dollars, being able to enrich uranium & develop nuclear weapons, and having effective control over the Strait of Hormuz, then that outcome would be a disastrous mistake. The details are still coming out—and I pray the early reports are wrong—but the fact that Biden’s Rob Malley is praising the deal is not encouraging. President Trump believes in peace through strength, and his strong leadership has already made America much safer. He should continue to hold the line, defend America & enforce the red lines he has repeatedly drawn.

@SenAdamSchiff Jesus fuck, you're such an asshole.

My thoughts go out to Tulsi Gabbard and her family, as her husband battles this serious health problem. I hope and pray that he makes a speedy and full recovery. While the circumstances around her departure are deserving of our sympathy, let’s be clear: Tulsi Gabbard’s only positive contribution to our nation's national security is her resignation. She politicized intelligence. She dismantled critical agencies keeping Americans safe. She weaponized the IC to pursue baseless election fraud claims. And more. We must ensure that her tenure — marked by a devotion to the person of the president and not to the security of the country — represents a terrible exception at DNI and not the new normal.

@KokomoScanner Man can't whittle?

🔪 Kingston & Buckworth — Suspicious Person Report A caller has requested KPD check on a male sitting on a bench behind Kingston and Buckworth, reportedly cutting wood with a knife along the trail. The caller felt the activity was suspicious. #KokomoScanner #KPD

@93wibc @suretocover Only 21 years old is laughable...

We’re in Westfield covering the story involving competitive eating champion Joey Chestnut, who was convicted in a battery case tied to a March incident at Joe’s Grille. @suretocover reports.

@indystar Now do Pelosi....

Trump bought and sold stocks worth at least $220 million involving companies such as Nvidia, Apple, Microsoft and Tesla, whose executives he has hosted at the White House and on his trip last week to China. indystar.com/story/news/pol…

@ProducerKyle Watch some BKFC tape, hes an absolute monster in close. Total respect for both of them.

The amount of respect Mike Perry showed for Nate Diaz, I’m a new fan. Not familiar with this cat but I dig some old school type respect so I’m a fan.

They should have given away tickets to this Netflix card. First big card and nobody is there.

@jaxteller_KY Should have just given away tickets for the first big show of whatever promotion this is, there's nobody there.

I think there have been preschool graduations with higher attendance than this #RouseyCarano fight

@FrankCMYK @AP And you could privately own a warship...good argument though.

@AP So the 2nd Amendment was written in the age of muskets, but somehow America decided it protects modern school-shooter arsenals. ‘Originalism’, apparently, only matters when it’s being used to strip rights from everyone else.

A musket from 1776 can fire a lead ball at a velocity of around 1,000 feet per second. Imagine what that can do to a human body. Yet under federal and most state laws, it’s exempt from gun regulations. Many antique or replica guns aren’t considered firearms and even convicted felons can own them.

@AzPetrich He's not in the Senate you putz.

The KKK is alive and well in Tennessee. The Sargeant of Arms blocks Representative Justin Pearson from entering a committee meeting about redrawing the map specifically for the district he represents. FUCKING SHAMEFUL!

@KyleTuckerCBB Booooooooo!

Pope says instead of a GM, he’s going with a four-person “general management team,” three of whom are not new faces.