Ashwin murali
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Border security:
"Na koi ghusa hai, na ghusa hua hai."
Rupee devaluation:
"Humara rupiya theek chal raha hai."
NEET paper leak:
"Paper was not leaked. Only some questions were leaked."
CBSE website hacking:
"Website can't be hacked because exam is in offline mode."
Amazing consistency!
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“Post time skip is bad. It’s only monster trio and the other straw hats get no focus”
“A Brook chapter? Skip this one. Boring and filler”. #OnePiece1184
WorstGenHQ@WorstGenHQ
#ONEPIECE1184 This might be a chapter where you just skip straight to the scanlation and skip the spoilers (though not because it’s so damn good). Might be better, a chapter where the chapter itself is more important,there’s no point in starting to post hints or anything, sorry.
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Asked my driver,"Why r u late?""Sir. Came by Cycle.""What happened to motorcycle."His reply,"Sir, it is kept at home now as a showpiece.":)
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Compare the prices on 23rd May 2012 and today. Decide for yourself who failed massively.
Narendra Modi@narendramodi
Massive hike in #petrol prices is a prime example of the failure of Congress-led UPA. This will put a burden of hundreds of crores on Guj.
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"Last year, some Muslim students got admission in Mata Vaishno Devi Medical College, Jammu.
Hindu organizations protested. The college was derecognised.
Now NEET paper has been leaked. 20 lakh of the affected students were Hindu.
No protest by any Hindu organization."
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@barandbench Cbi enquiry for what? For forming a party/making a satire/demanding accountability? What exactly is the crime. Judiciary is losing its plot astonishingly fast.
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Cockroach Janta Party: A petition has been filed before the Supreme Court raising concerns over alleged fake law degrees, misuse of the Supreme Court’s institutional identity, and seeking a CBI enquiry/FIR against individuals associated with the “Cockroach Janta Party.”
The matter raises broader issues of institutional integrity and public confidence in the justice system.
#CockroachJantaParty
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So Modi is sacrificing the interest of our people especially Farmers & workers to appease Trump! What kind of information does Trump have on Modi, due to which he says that he can end Modi’s political career & can go on abusing India? And Modi just accepts his diktats!
Mohammed Zubair@zoo_bear
"India has committed to purchasing $500 billion in U.S. goods over the next five years"
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@thepeeinghuman @abhijeet_dipke Ek formula bana liya h dis credit/defame karne ka.
I am still curious as to why people get fake LLB degrees when it is easier to get a real one?
Live Law@LiveLawIndia
35-40% Advocates Are Fake : Bar Council Of India Chairperson livelaw.in/top-stories/35…
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@pbhushan1 Until the BJP falls BECAUSE of this satire, I'm not going to consider it some symbol of frustration (no matter the depth of institutional rot)
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The entire international media is covering the genZ cockroach revolution sparked by a careless remark of the CJI
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