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Our topics for this week: - Crypto is not a security market - CFTC recognizes self-custody - S&P & DOW are going on chain - Is the Clarity Act ready to pass? - Mastercard had a huge week - Aster adopts privacy - What is Tether’s gameplan? - USR stablecoin depegs 🎙️🎙️🎙️

We would have to agree Mr Representative. 🤝

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@shockwaved91117 @2ezCrypto I’m going to do some hw on this one. Thank you for getting this Shock 🫡

We rally the troops at 8 PM CST 🪖 Haters are gonna hate, ain’ters are gonna ain’t. Bring the vibez 🔥🔥🔥 twitter.com/i/spaces/1MJgN…

$Link Its all true..... every dam bit of it! And When network effects along with tokenomics kick in... it will be unlike anything ever seen.

@KaneMayfield Audio Technica is the alpha 🔥

People find out i collect vinyl and think its some lifelong mission i been on that they are way behind and will never catch up. it was 11yrs ago and I haven't upgraded... still using the same turntable and its been to 3 states and 2 countries. You start when u start... happy🎧

The Resolv USR exploit wasn't a bug - it was a feature working exactly as designed. And that's the problem. How USR minting works: you deposit USDC, then an off-chain service with a privileged key decides how much USR to mint for you. The contract checks the minimum but has no maximum. No cap. No ratio to collateral. Whatever the key holder says - gets minted. You could deposit $1 and mint billions. This design was live since day one. It wasn't a code bug. The threat model was simply: "the key won't leak." It did. Attacker got the key. Deposited $200K across two txs, minted 80M unbacked USR. Dumped on DEXes, walked away with ~$23M in ETH. Single point of failure: one private key, no on-chain sanity checks. No max mint ratio, no multisig, no timelock. One compromised key = unlimited money printer. The contract worked perfectly. That's the scariest part.

Hyper Bullish. 🤝

@cryptomfer69 🤣🤣🤣

This market has made more millionaires out of people who simply refused to leave than out of those who tried to time it perfectly. Now that the bottom is in, those who haven't given up get the best of both worlds. Golden times ahead for those still here. Make the most of it.

@WallStreetMav Classic politician 🤣

New York Gov Kathy Hochul: 2022: [to Republicans] "jump on a bus and head down to Florida, you don't represent our values, you are not New Yorkers." 2026: "maybe the first step is to go down to Palm Beach and see who you can bring back home, our tax base has been eroded." 🤣

@TFTC21 These kind of trade practices might need to be considered so unethical that it should be ILLEGAL. Everyone go watch Big Short and remind yourself the importance of alternative systems to compete with this form of market manipulation.

JPMorgan and Goldman Sachs are now offering hedge funds ways to short the $1.8 trillion private credit market. They've assembled baskets of companies with exposure, alt managers, BDCs, and lenders tied to private credit. This isn't speculation. These are structured products designed to bet against an entire sector. Private credit defaults hit a record 9.2% in late 2025. Blackstone's $82 billion flagship credit fund saw $6.5 billion in redemption requests in Q1. BlackRock had to cap withdrawals after requests hit 9.3% of its HPS fund. Morgan Stanley and Cliffwater are also gating redemptions. JPMorgan already started marking down software-related loans in private credit portfolios. When the banks that lend to these funds start cutting the value of the collateral, it forces deleveraging at the worst possible time. US banks have lent nearly $300 billion to private credit providers. The exposure is not contained. Goldman's own data shows hedge funds are "aggressively shorting" financial stocks, the most-sold sector of the year. Financials are down 11% on the S&P. The same banks that helped build the private credit boom are now building the tools to bet against it. If that sounds familiar, it should.

@Lemmeholdsum Sending all the love in the world. He will be immortalized on the blockchain and all dogs go to heaven. He is moving on to next best part of life brother. Love you GR 🫡

I have scheduled euthanasia for my dog Benji on Monday the 23rd of march 2026. This decision was not easy to make but I must give him dignity and allow him to rest peacefully. The total cost of the at home visit + cremation is approximately $1000 USD. I have raised nearly $500 toward this goal thanks to those who minted his NFT and / or donated to the cause. All mints of his nft collection until the 23rd, will go towards covering these costs. If any of you feel inclined to contribute, Benji and I would be eternally grateful. Mint details in post below 👇🏽 🖤 🤍

@Free2EZtrizzy @2ezCrypto

@2ezCrypto @bubbaiscrypto Don’t lie you quit, you can’t handle the drop from 76k to 74k

Hey Team, No spaces tonight. Personal obligations need our attention. Also, just wanted to say thank you to everyone that shows up to have good conversation about Crypto. You have helped shape a community that is here to learn and grow with one another; that is what Crypto is all about. Love you all, 2EZ

@xxDTECHxx GM King 👑

@bubbaiscrypto Morning Bubba C !!

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