andy🦋

You can only get pumpkin spice lattes during the fall, but you can get an Arizona Tea any time of the year 😌

How life feels when nobody knows where you are or what you're up to

POV: You stopped using Twitter for news and started using it for your fandom

Saying “thanks McQueen” every time you drive on a road that has been poorly repaved

Heated blanket season is nearly upon us hehehe

@Archemento Gf doesn’t remember this but start shakin

Gf said if I dont get 5 retweets I gotta shake it on cam😰

@Archemento Bat your eyelashes at me, and I’ll move mountains to get you whatever you want!!

When will pretty privilege reach me😔

@Archemento Soon to be severely underpaid as soon as I get the price lowered

When SHE finds us a mending villager😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦

@Archemento I actually trapped a villager in his home and forced him to be a librarian until he had the right book. But then I paid him! He’s employed under shitty conditions

@Archemento Girl I stg

My deriod synced with her period

everyone who rated Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl only ONE STAR? literally die asap.

didn’t cry at the Demonslayer movie (but I really wanted to)

@Archemento 🙄

Guys what do you do when your favorite driver is racing for a manufacturer that your girl HATES with a fiery passion (asking for a friend)

@Archemento You were right in the first half then you totally fucking missed the point wym “me included” you handsome motherfucker don’t EVER insult my boyfriend again

Once you get that one girl, everyone else is so fucking ugly. Me included

Yeah she's getting kids