buchiboo🌸💕

Lunch break 💙

Me: babe i want to eat pizza (Sends money) Him: baby let me see the pizza you bought Me:

@rukky_nate Not a disease but cerebral palsy

You’re God for 24hrs. Your only goal is to eliminate one disease from the world. Which disease are you eliminating?

@jodambusta The kid crying annoyed me much more

Bitch niggas are born, not made

I’m just going to tweet my thoughts here rather than feel the need to reach a wider space or audience. Like a diary with one or two sentences. 🙂

fuck what we had, fuck what we did, fuck what i said, fuck what we could've been, fuck what you promised, fuck what we shared, fuck that i ever met you and fuck you.

@TheBoogieeMan O ma shey ooo

Tinubu will fix all his loyalist in every necessary sector, before PDP gets power back I should have two kids by then. And I don't even have a girlfriend yet.

if he brings out the child in you, you're dating a man. if he brings out the mother in you, you're dating a boy. if he brings out the inner man in you, you're dating a loser

Even the man who is not ready will prepare himself for you, if he feels that you are the woman he wants in his life. Read Genesis 29:20

@The__Vyrus What the fuck is re-fuck value??

If you have re-fuck value, we’ll be hard again in less than 3 minutes. And those second and third rounds do not end in a hurry. Just come with re-fuck value

Will i be okay?? Will i get the life i fantasize about?

“Titties” is such a cute word 🥹

if na igbo man be president and fuel reach 1k by now aso rock go don catch fire and the whole 36 states locked down

@freeejafe @simikunleoni I wish I could send this to that person 😂😂😂😂😂

@simikunleoni please let’s go back to this.

my new essay: ‘the westernization of moaning’ i wrote about how western influence has removed identity and authenticity from our everyday activities, including & especially sex. read here: @simikunleoni/the-westernization-of-moaning-5d62e60b3878" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">medium.com/@simikunleoni/…

Why was I scolding Asake last night in my dreams for not calling me since he came back to Nigeria??? Someone that doesn’t know me from anywhere o🫠😭😭😂😂😂

to be seeing money.

@Prezain_LJ Tales by the moonlight.

In my final year, one evening around 6 PM, I had gone into school, precisely the school hostel, to see someone. When I was done, I decided to walk around the female hostel. In the evenings, lots of girls are usually outside engaging in one activity or another. I met this girl, very fair, beautiful, and slim. She was all shades of perfection. I approached her, and it was the easiest startup conversation I have ever had with someone. A few minutes into the conversation, it already felt like we had known each other for years. We exchanged contacts. I got back to my lodge that night and called her. We spoke really well, and I asked her to come over the next day, which was Sunday. She agreed. I even teased her that she was going to sleep over, and she agreed to that too. With how easy everything was, I became a little scared and uneasy. Then again, I told myself that I had game, and you know what they say about love at first sight. Maybe she was already into me. The next day, at the agreed time, she called to tell me she had taken a bike and was heading to my place. I was quite excited. You know the anticipation of a new pussy. My place was always orderly, so I didn’t have much to fix. When she arrived, I offered her a Maltina drink, and shortcake biscuits. As we were gisting, I reminded her again that she wouldn’t be going back but would sleep over instead. She said no problem. I was not in a hurry to start touching her. Why rush when I could have her the whole night, I said to myself. Around 10 PM, after dinner, I asked her to take a shower. She told me she had already showered before coming out and could not shower that late at night because she was “nwa mmiri.” I laughed it off and told her she should just say she was cold and that maybe I could warm the water for her. She insisted she meant it. At this point, I became really scared. I went to take my own shower. When I came out, she asked me to give her something to change into. I did. She got completely naked in front of me and changed. My mind was not at ease at that point. “Nwa mmiri?” Which marine girl would even tell you herself that she was one? Or maybe it was just a way to make sure I wouldn’t touch her. But if she didn’t want me to touch her, why then did she get naked in front of me? I texted two of my friends about it and told them that in case anything happened to me by morning, they should know what was going on. That night she wore my Manchester United jersey without anything underneath. Fear did not allow me to touch her. I eventually dozed off, and each time I slept, I had a nightmare that forced me to wake up. It happened twice. After that, I had to stay awake the whole night until morning while she slept. Very early on Monday morning, I asked her to leave that I was having a 7 AM class. Before she left, she told me how lucky I was. She said that when she walked into my room, she saw a traditional necklace hanging on the wall, which had been given to me by my grandmother. She said it made her feel almost powerless and that she had no other choice than to tell me herself that she was “nwa mmiri.” When she left, I burned the jersey. That same day, I bought a new bed. Ever since then, I don’t do the “meet a woman today and sleep with her the same day” thing. I must know you very well before I have anything to do with you.

i know how to treat a man, I’m just not treating a man better than he treats me.

when i’m about to send him a video but I remember i’m still mad at him so I have to add it to the favorites folder until I become un-mad