Duthsty Rhothdes🐊

Police in Central Park thought they were hunting down a skilled pickpocket after multiple visitors reported their phones mysteriously disappearing without anyone noticing a thing. But while officers were questioning people in the park, a raccoon suddenly ran up, grabbed a phone, and exposed itself as the real thief. After chasing it through the trees, police found a hidden stash of stolen phones tucked away in a raccoon’s hiding spot. They later announced that anyone missing a phone in Central Park could check with the station to claim it.

I would like to offer to pay the salaries of TSA personnel during this funding impasse that is negatively affecting the lives of so many Americans at airports throughout the country

Good morning, beautiful people! We’ve got some MASSIVE, earth-shattering, absolutely ELECTRIC news coming outta Jimmy’s! The legend, @PatMcAfeeShow, has officially been IMMORTALIZED with our new BOOMSTICK FLATBREAD!! Each order benefits The Baltimore Fire Fighters Widows & Orphans Fund. Never change, you absolute maniac. The world’s a better place with you in it!

@ECloskyWTSP What dum dum is setting this schedule up?

Florida playing at 7:10PM Why Tampa has to host a game starting around 10PM is ridiculous.

@TheCapnJoe @actionxander Exactly!!!!

@actionxander Don't forget the curious and "friendly" 'til they bite bull sharks.

Florida Bay. The threshold between the Everglades and the Keys. Paddle with me through mangrove channels where crocodiles bask, wading birds patrol the shallows, and American flamingos have quietly returned to the Everglades. Wild Florida at its finest.

“Ahhh I’m a bartender at sports bar and I don’t know how tv remotes work”

I’m a Florida fan for the rest of the tourney. It’s all I got. Me and @nickysmokess. Fuck my life

This is incredible 😂😂

@JeffNadu Dumb ppl don’t know ECON 101

Why

USA USA USA USA USA!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

"It's just a cover. Stop being too dramatic." The cover:

Fucking ponche

Been an amazing few months for Venezuela. Liberated from communism as a people. Champions of the World Baseball Classic. “God is good!”

@SeanUnfiltered Right on the DR & Venezuela care way more than the US & the crap players that are rolled out there

Damn right these players care about this! #wbc

@tyschmit @WBCBaseball

Outclassed by Venezuela. Hats off to them responding to every big moment. @WBCBaseball as a whole was fantastic. Really wish the boys would’ve got the job done. Nonetheless, Opening Day is in 8 days

🎶K-Ci & JoJo released ‘All My Life’ 28 years ago, March 17, 1998

@MLFootball 💩

@TKras The US did not care and it showed

USA goes quietly into the night in the 9th. Venezuela wins the WBC.

@colincowherd Didn’t mean spit to the US & it showed

Congrats to Venezuela. USA battled to the final pitch. Loved how much this event meant to all the players. From every country. Just great, emotional TV.