Ben Ullman

Slow down tubby, you're not on the moon yet!

@DribbbleSupport can you help me regain access to my account?

This year I had 23971 scrobbles on #Lastfm. Take a look at your rewind on #MusicorumRewind by @MusicorumApp

@mr_samosaman Are their t-shirts all still boxy af?

if you are a young man in your 20s with a slim figure and 0 fashion knowledge, the solution is to enter a store called Uniqlo and simply purchase one of everything. fastest way to add three full points to your hotness rating

A-maze-ing news! The 30th edition of the Interactive Fiction Competition is live! Its 67 games are available to play at ifcomp.org/ballot/ right now, so fly on over and dive in.

@Manifest_Lord Why do you call him a "real-life con man"? You gave no examples to support that.

4. He used to sell jewelery and perfume on the street before Guy Ritchie cast him in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. - After years of high dives, modeling, and pelvic gyrations, Statham was still looking to make a real living in the late ‘90s. - Ritchie was introduced to Statham through his modeling gig at French Connection and saw the potential this real-world con man had for the movie. - He wrote the role of Bacon specifically for Statham, which would end up being the movie that propelled him to Hollywood stardom.

Jason Statham is one of the finest action heroes of this generation, some says he’s our last action hero. but, before he stepped foot on his first movie set, He had a past life that would rival any of the characters he’s been on the screen. Let's dig into his life which helped him become the personality he is today.

@CaucasianJames Photoshoot, you say? Looks like you photoshopped some art supplies into a screengrab of a street brawl... Bellissimo!

did a photoshoot. wasn’t stoked on the painting i was given to use

Students at a college in Legazpi City, Philippines made hats for their exam to prevent peaking at others' papers. 📹 Angeloebora1

@allswifted She’s not inescapable… I just avoid churches, shopping malls, and mainstream radio.

@default_friend This sounds cool. Want to know more! Is there a blog where these chats are posted?

This emo project has been a fun diversion. If you want to be on a mini-sode or talk emo MySpace/LiveJournal/Tumblr, bringing this back: calendly.com/default_friend…

You can watch this over 1,000 times and it's still hilarious 🤣

@DrunkScribe My mom used to make this for us! ❤️

Help, my wife is attempting an Egrigious Lie and tell me that buttered cinnamon-sugar toast is a common snack from childhood???? Surely this isn’t true??

[Retching continues]

Who can I hire to soup up my Wordpress site? I’m tired of effing with this.

I'm online like all of the time and I have no idea what anyone in these comments are talking about. 🤷🏽‍♂️

I am sitting in a room, different from the one you are in now. instagram.com/p/Cmxuck_MtmD/…

Eschew obfuscation, espouse elucidation.

Roadside art find. @panhandle_slim_ in Charleston, SC. @ Waffle House instagram.com/p/CjtWdriJ5IZ/…

Been holding on to this one for a long time… Time to enjoy. #cheers @ Johns Island, South Carolina instagram.com/p/Ci8spbPp-a6/…

Can anyone help me remember: there’s a (Charlotte local, I think) meetup that occasionally does a series on failure (Fail Fridays, maybe?)… help me find it pls!

Nice walk today at the edge of America @ Folly Beach, South Carolina instagram.com/p/CeMn-IqJFDr/…