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🚨HUGE! In a stunning win for his tax the rich plan, Mayor Zohran Mamdani just reached a deal with Governor Kathy Hochul tax second homes valued over $5 million owned by out-of-state residents. The taxes will generate $500 million annually for the state. This is amazing.

Family-values advocate Andrew Wilson has an on-stream meltdown after a female debater reveals that his wife has three children by three different men and was married twice before him “Don't talk shit about my wife, shut your fucking mouth.”

Clavicular thinks being infertile is a mog side effect Interviewer: “I’ve heard you describe yourself as infertile, is that true?” Clavicular: “I haven’t officially been tested but I’ve just been kind of going based on my anecdotal experiences, but yes that is extremely likely due to the fact that I’ve been suppressed for a very long time because of my exogenous hormone usage” Interviewer: “Then why on earth is it worth it?” Clavicular: “Well first of all, that’s honestly like a pretty mog side effect, if you think about it, due to the fact that it’s extremely easy to restart your fertility with things like HMG and HCG” Interviewer: “Mog, mogging, what do you mean by that?” Clavicular: “In that context I just mean it’s awesome, it’s good”

An anti-LGBTQ+ Christian author and father of ten, John Kent, 55, has been indicted for alleged child sexual abuse in Greene County, Ohio.

🚨BREAKING: Mayor Mamdani and NYPD Announces Fewest Murders, Shooting Incidents in Recorded History for First Three Months of the Year.

Iranian Foreign Minister: Bridges can be rebuilt, but the opportunity to discipline America will not be repeated.

🚨 BREAKING: 🇮🇷 Iran warns if Palestinian prisoners are executed, Israeli and American prisoners held in Iran, Lebanon, and Iraq will also be executed.