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@ilyasleftnipple We used to have chicken pox parties so everyone got it and got immunity (except my brother who got it 6 times somehow)

Just got violently ripped out of a fic bc the kids got chickenpox. Why weren’t they vaccinated?????? You’re telling me Shane Hollander wouldn’t get his kid the chickenpox vaccine????????

@JessD295 @thewayofmikey @JAYSNAKAMURA They also completely block out an area of motorpoint so that the uni students can’t interact so we have even less space

@bunz____herr @thewayofmikey @JAYSNAKAMURA I hate to be that person 😂 but Nottingham is the second most attended university Ice Hockey game outside of North American varsity, Sheffield is actually the biggest - a sports journalism student

the day nhl fans take british hockey seriously is the day i will know peace

@JessD295 @thewayofmikey @JAYSNAKAMURA Why I said one of! Wasn’t sure of the exact numbers. Your arena is bigger than ours tbf😂

@satellitelucy Paws sees through the mouth I think

HOW CAN MASCOTS SEE BECAUSE STEELER DAN HAS NO EYES AND CLANGUS IS EXPECTED TO JUST SEE THROUGH NOSE HOLES AND WHERE IS THE MESH FOR PAWS AND STARSKY SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME

@puckcandies I personally would put pride tape further ip the stick anyway. Tape on the blade gets destroyed too easily

penstwt making fun of sharks using pride tape on just their grip when not a single penguin used pride tape in december????

Brother was a photographer for the cyclones game on Sunday so I got to go behind the scenes with him. Amazing experience for me, never mind him

Heard Paws speaking last night. It was terrifying

PANTHERS WIN THE CHALLENGE CUP 71:29 - Didrik Henbrant receives the puck and fires in to the top corner to win the cup. Blaze 2 Panthers 3

@birdie1221 @marchaTea1227 Yep! Backhand is using the back of the stick. A lot harder than using the other side

@marchaTea1227 i only know that, in tennis, its when the back of your dominant hand faces the direction of the swing. i assume in hockey they use the opposite side of the stick but idk about hand and body position and #idc !!

reading this healed something in me... finally someone who understands that this was the whole point of ilyas ribbing

@F1REAKS Hockey mouthguards are the thinnest and most useless mouthguards ever

i’m so confused, do they not wear mouthguards? do they have a dentist on standby? how are they not in pain????

@DucksKeys You would hate to be a European nhl fan

Next North American hockey fan to complain about the timings of games in Milan is getting

@sophbons Yes! Wednesday evenings we have hockey in Nottingham, open to people who have never skated before!

A scary thing is happening The more time I spend at the rink with the women’s teams, the more I think … should I try this?

@barzillier The turtleneck ones are also a lot more comfortable for the players

it’s great that neck guards are mandatory at the olympics but next time can we specify that we like the turtleneck ones better… the little collar looks dumb 😖

@hughesj28 There were holes and puddles everywhere. My local ice rink has better ice

@bunz____herr like that was insanity

not to sound delusional but i will simply not believe u that there wasnt SOMETHING wrong with the ice the way all of them kept falling

never ask what happened at the milano cortina olympics 2026 men's figure skating

@BlchrCreature27 @ryanwhitney6 It’s an ongoing bit. It’s supposed to be badly photoshopped

@ryanwhitney6 Editing him out isn't even the worst part. Leaving a 7th leg in there while trying to edit him out is the kicker. Devil's PR team is gonna earn their money today trying to explain how this was merely the PS equivalent of a typo.

Did the Devils take the picture of the Tkachuk brothers with the Hughes brothers and edit Quinn out? I think they did. What the hell is going on in Jersey. What a bizarre move

Jack Hughes using clear??? Has hell frozen over?