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ALEX BOWMAN SURVIVED HOLY SHIT

“As you know, it’s been a difficult year for Joey Logano” Alex Bowman fans hearing that:

FINALLY THE FIRST OF 2026

@Eagles @NFL pieces of shit

When life gives you Lemon(s)

Alex bowman: man I’m excited to get back to the racetrack! Svg subplot of despair:

@nascarbage we still love him tho

L M A O Bowman fans are literally the most cursed fanbase, and it’s not even close There are no other valid arguments after today

Alex Bowman now listed as out. -- Crashed at Daytona, finished 40th -- Finished 23rd at Atlanta -- Had to get out of the car at COTA with vertigo, finished 36th -- Missed four races -- Returned at Bristol, collected by JHN in SVG incident, will finish 34th or worse today

@DKCasino i’d actually accept the apology if you was legit tho

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I’m putting together a foursome.

@_nascartyler byron

who’s winning the Cup race today???

Agony.

@BaddestBearJew been unfinished fucking buisness for years now .

ONE. MORE. YEAR. We’re not ready for you to walk away 97. Unfinished business.

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@VerizonNews better have a lower bill this next go around fn

Today, we let many of our customers down and for that, we are truly sorry. They expect more from us. We are working non-stop and making progress. Our teams will continue to work through the night until service is restored for all impacted customers. We will make this right - for any customer affected, we will provide account credits and share updates soon.

@ChinaArmyspoof yeah and the fucking steelers are going to the super bowl

Mike Tomlin gave it another "kiss my ass."

@SleeperBrowns @SleeperNFL as a steeler fan that sure be some shit wouldn’t it

1. Packers beat Ravens on Saturday 2. Steelers clinch AFC North 3. Aaron Rodgers sits out Sunday against the Browns 4. Mason Rudolph starts for Pittsburgh …Myles Garrett breaks the sack record against Mason Rudolph The NFL scriptwriters 🔥🔥 #DawgPound

Fixed it