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@JDel1684 @LeadingReport That’s not what he said. Are you dyslexic?

BREAKING: Homeland Security Chief Alejandro Mayorkas admits that he and his deputies could have blocked more migrants at the southern border. “We would have taken executive action more rapidly,” he said, if he had known in 2020 [emphasis added] that Republicans would reject his January 2024 border bill.

@BullishBitcorn @DillfromTO @HalieyWelchX EVERY MEME COIN IS A PONZI. If you don’t know that going in, your money is safer in the hands that pulled the rug.

@DillfromTO @HalieyWelchX You know nothing. It's nothing like betting on roulette. More like a Ponzi scheme

@Chris_Starkss @kevinwildes What a weird thing to get this upset about 😬

@kevinwildes Of course you did, that free un earned shit goes right with your punk ass chiefs fans. Maybe you should fall back n love with better takes at your day job.

I just fell in love with free football penalty kicks.

@tickiedhon @Slimhmmm @StephenGib93550 @PopCulture2000s Many ≈ 11

@Slimhmmm @StephenGib93550 @PopCulture2000s Many people consider this one of the best movies of the last fifty years. Deal with it slim.

the fact Isla Fisher was ACTUALLY drowning and asked for help but everyone thought it was just a fabulous acting…

@tfox321 @elonmusk 🤫 LeT eLoN cOOk

Idiocracy is happening sooner than expected

@BobbyBoucj5569 @957thegame **Bears fan detected**

@957thegame He lost the team!!! Time to fire Shanahan, it’ll only get worse!!

Kyle Shanahan's comments on De'Vondre Campbell not wanting to play: "That's somebody who doesn't want to play football. It's pretty simple. I think our team and myself I know how we feel about that, so. I don't think we need to talk about him anymore."

@TheFlowHorse @VinegarWrites I follow you for that gut 🫡

I’ll take 20 years of developed gut. The last “cycle” which is another crypto thing that is unlikely to persist the way it has, has already been notably different from priors. Which makes sense because the breadth of participants and instruments has only recently changed. No indicators necessary, it probably satisfies momentum indicator blowouts as previously, at extremes, and I think there is room for that, but the idea that it ends at exactly the same time seems unlikely. If anything, Bitcoin trades more like the IWM or QQQ, and vol diminishes over time while it goes up and to the right with less dramatic pullbacks.

I don't care what anyone else says, we are far closer to "the end for a bit" than people want to admit. I would say within 1 quarter. After big price moves, the chatter often shifts to even bigger moves—multiples of the current price. Ironically, that’s usually a strong signal that we’re nearing the peak. And it’s just one of many indicators pointing in that direction.

@GBraggsJr23 As an *actual* Niners fan, this is a really good thread. Cheers, Bears fans!

As a Diehard 49ers fan, I really hate to see the Kyle Shanahan Era end in complete failure. But, it's over. And we all have to accept that. #BangBang9erGang

@BigCheds Now Cheds has to hear it til Ragnarok from the reply guys who 100x leveraged their $5 accounts and finally hit one 💀

Haven’t been more confused in my adult life

2024 Presidential Election Map Here's my prediction, what is yours? KH gets 308 EV Economy too strong. Trump campaign poorly run. ROE on the ballot in key swing states. Early vote gender gap. KH with more enthusiasm, fundraising, ground game. Its OK if we disagree 👊

@BigCheds Heard 🫡

@BigCheds Cheds, you're still the man. I'm proud to watch the skyline burn with you!

AP has called NC. I got that wrong

@BootayJuicy @NateSilver538 Go back to high school if this is a serious question.

@NateSilver538 Any person in the world can say the race is 50/50. What purpose do you serve, if any at all?

This morning's update: Welp. natesilver.net/p/nate-silver-…

@_MLFootball Hard to believe, but his last one was worse 😬

@Jamesfooty1 @mehdirhasan First thing I noticed 😬

@mehdirhasan "I will never not stop being mad?" Come on Mehdi, you're a journalist.

No matter who wins or loses on Tuesday, I will never not stop being mad at Joe Biden and Merrick Garland for allowing Trump to face the electorate this week without having seen the inside of a courtroom for his crimes on, and ahead of, January 6th. Astonishing incompetence, caution, cowardice, and more from the top of the Democratic Party. They’ll say it was to try and retain faith in an impartial DOJ but, even after giving Trump a pass, the Dems and the Biden DOJ are still accused of carrying out a ‘witchhunt’ against Trump and of ‘weaponizing’ the justice system against him. So what was gained?

@StoneVerdict @MarkHamill The amount of time you spent writing, proofreading, and revising this L. . . 💀

I canceled our subscription to the LA Times because I want to make it clear that I am not okay with them being silent. In dangerous times, honest people need to stand up. This is the only way to show I’m standing up.- mh #ThankYouMarielGarza 🙏

@CommonSenseTodd @MarkHamill And yet here you are paying him engagement. Think about that.

@MarkHamill Lol… Do you hear that Mark? It’s the sound of nobody giving a sh!t.

@MaxBlumenthal Wow guy.

Yahya Sinwar went out fighting. Dressed in fatigues, his right arm severed, he flung a stick defiantly at the Israel drone filming him. He had submitted to his fate from the moment he unleashed the flood. This video practically ensures the tide will rise.

@BZ_McFly @wsilverwings2 You're getting absolutely cooked out here this morning, but please continue.

@wsilverwings2 Good luck trying to get that for incitement princess. That asshole went looking for people to fight. You’d have a hell of a time proving he got talked into doing it.

Meet Jack Callis, a guy who yesterday decided, after his team won a football game, to beat up random other teams football fans for no reason. He's now lost his jobs, probably girlfriend, his 2A rights, and his freedom, all because he got drunk and decided, key word decided to assault random guys. (He's looking at felony assault, among other charges, up to 8 years in the federal prison.)

@donalt @AltcoinPsycho @elonmusk The reply-guys swarmed this one in earnest 😆

@AltcoinPsycho @elonmusk Whenever Elon does something? Usually ends decently well Whenever Elon opens his mouth? Garbage comes out It's really weird, he's objectively one of the most successful people on the planet but behaves like a pre-teen most of the time

yes @elonmusk fan boys can be cringe but anyone denying his contributions to humanity at this point are coping it’s also very ironic seeing journalists & rent-seeking politicians paint him as a societal leech & I say this as someone who’s been quite critical of him in the past

@SkipBaeIess @D1RTKOBA1N @getnickwright Show me 4 wins on the rest of their schedule.

@D1RTKOBA1N @getnickwright Damn it’s almost like they had the 3rd easiest schedule coming into the season and paint huffing retards like you picked them to win 7 games Crazy!

Folks all in my mentions talking crazy about The Prince, not realizing that I’m too busy thinking about ways to spend my “Bears Win The NFC” preseason futures winnings.