fakescenarioholic

i don't know how to flirt, I told her she's a pillar of the community

@zurvyy The laws of attraction is a funny thing

she might be the one

“Yo, cut the music real quick”

@RubyMuasya welcome to the big leagues

I would advice anyone who has never had alcohol to keep it that way, I also wish someone warned me,

@byamarachi 🎯

do this to become unrecognizable: - sleep 8+ hours - drink 2L of water a day - get sun daily - no sugar - read 30 min a day - workout 3x a day - blow your head smoove off - meditate for 10 min daily

smoking on that shit that made microsoft excel

smoking on that shit that tamed the impala

the dog in me just mauled my inner child

just remembered that my future depends on me

A lion would never drive under the influence, but a Tiger Wood.

“Most blowjobs are coerced” I be giving blowjobs for MY pleasure. Trust me the dudes don’t like it that much

@crackcobain__ @charliekirk11

Wake up lil nigga … @charliekirk11

source?

@NassimMTL Fo shuure 😎

« L’IA va faire disparaître des travailles » Voilà ce qu’on fait avec l’IA

This is my Quant

@bnwkr @VValtzy_ cry me a river

@VValtzy_ His net worth includes his 60% stake in Epic it’s not actual cash

Tim you could pay all 1000 employees a 100k a year salary and still have 5 BILLION dollars left.

Libya negotiated. Let's be precise about what happened to Libya. In 2003, Muammar Gaddafi made a strategic decision to abandon his weapons programs, open his country to international inspectors, and normalize relations with the West. He paid reparations for Lockerbie. He dismantled his nuclear program. He cooperated with Western intelligence against Al-Qaeda. He did everything that was asked of him. He negotiated. He complied. He normalized. In 2011, NATO bombed Libya for seven months. His own military turned against him with Western backing. He was captured in a drainage pipe. A mob sodomized him with a bayonet while Western officials watched via satellite feed. Hillary Clinton laughed about it on camera. "We came, we saw, he died." The man who gave up his deterrent in exchange for promises of security and normalization died in a drainage pipe while the people who made him those promises laughed at the footage of him being sodomized with a bayonet. And Libya, which had the highest GDP per capita in Africa, free healthcare, free education, housing subsidies, and a functioning welfare state, became a failed state with open slave markets within three years. This is what negotiated security guarantees look like. This is the documented outcome. Not a fringe case. Not a misunderstanding. The most complete, unambiguous illustration possible of what your weapons are worth the moment you give them up. The lesson is not complicated. The only deterrent is a deterrent you still possess. The moment you negotiate it away, you have nothing left to negotiate with.

gun to your balls