maura
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maura
@burntsi3nna
maladjusted internet-age rabies princess that lives in a big boat on the swamp and bites the heads off of fish

there’s a good goofiness to the enemies of this zone

me to the consultant who thought Ghostface only needs 2s off Night Shroud cooldown

White-throated dipper (Cinclus cinclus)


and you cant even alk about being horny on the internet as a top its so dumb if a bottom goes " ohhh i need to be fucked so bad >w<" everyones like aw cute but if a top goes " ohhh i need to fuck someone so bad" its like bro gross go away

being a top sucks bro you have to be the responsible coherent one no matter what and you have to put in ALL the work and ALL the effort and your reward is getting tangibly less pleasure out of the experience than the bottom does





