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@burntsi3nna

maladjusted internet-age rabies princess that lives in a big boat on the swamp and bites the heads off of fish

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maura@burntsi3nna·
all dogs go to hell
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Axolotl_Man 🍉@AxoIotIMan·
Just watched my aggron take 5 hp of damage from a 160 base attack mega feraligatr
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maura@burntsi3nna·
i fucking love infinite warfare but why does this shit only ever happen to me 😭wtfd is thius bug
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maura@burntsi3nna·
just checked how long its been since the day hag last appeared in a balance change
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maura@burntsi3nna·
and in that same timeframe wesker (who has never dropped below A tier btw) received 4 buffs #okayman
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maura@burntsi3nna·
and you cant even alk about being horny on the internet as a top its so dumb if a bottom goes " ohhh i need to be fucked so bad >w<" everyones like aw cute but if a top goes " ohhh i need to fuck someone so bad" its like bro gross go away
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maura@burntsi3nna·
being a top sucks bro you have to be the responsible coherent one no matter what and you have to put in ALL the work and ALL the effort and your reward is getting tangibly less pleasure out of the experience than the bottom does
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maura@burntsi3nna·
leavin me on read for 3 days talkin bout some "im engaged" clearly not to the money 😭
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maura@burntsi3nna·
my dealer trippin bro 🤦‍♀️happy for u i guess man
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maura@burntsi3nna·
you know that sense of dread you get when someone close to you is actively dying .... im already grieving even though it hasnt happened yet :( 1 year isnt enough
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maura@burntsi3nna·
@angeIromance spill the beans im your big sistar we can sit in my room and eat ice cream and do eachothers nails and talk about girls
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maura@burntsi3nna·
@angeIromance im so proud of you buddy seriously ❤️this is awesome
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Hens@HensDBD·
You want to know how forgotten Hag is? Her wiki page has been down for ages and nobody has noticed so far
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!FROSTBITE!
!FROSTBITE!@FROSTBITE3AM·
I'm bout to do DIY FFS with a shotgun and a single shell❤️‍🩹
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