Moe

FUN FACT Since the year 2000, 31 of the 32 NFL teams have reached at least a conference championship game — except the Dallas Cowboys. Brutal.

@trishadelphia Why would I wanna go pay 22 bucks for a beer and watch an ass team play when I can sit on the couch with a joint and watch fo free

i havent see phillies tickets this cheap since the dark ages

@Ethelbrait1941 @RKalland Shut up

@burritomoe @RKalland My behavior after a gin and tonic is none of your concern.

Are people aware that when you talk to someone on the phone via your car speakers everyone within a 250 foot radius can hear the person you're talking to with incredible clarity lmao

@Ethelbrait1941 @RKalland Watch your language

@burritomoe @RKalland Watch your language.

@blondehotcoffee This you?

why would an elephant even be in the room ??

@0xLuxi You shutting up

what's more valuable than money?

@realmfberlin Spend the money that you make

Fastest way to go broke?

NO cheating, post your last saved image without any context 💀

@shhhantell Go whine about it elsewhere why dontcha

Btw the NBA playoffs should NOT be on fkn Amazon Prime!! 😒

@SkinnyTuna Big pharm Brutha

why does no one tell you that the cure to chronic joint pain and nerve pain and 900 other types of pain is just to lift heavy weights

@MuseZack Me

Does anyone still use the term “Mickey Mouse” as a synonym for something that’s chaotic or poorly thought out (“What kind of a Mickey Mouse operation is this?”) or is that a boomerism that’s largely died out?

@kaybethename1 No crap

This season gonna be personal for Jalen.

@its__prachi027 My ass thought that was Dunald Trump.

If you're right brained, you will see a Whale. If you're left brained you'll see a Giraffe

@JakeRammos Granite

Gun pointed at your head, name a rock

@livewithnoregrt Life’s a b and then u die Enjoy it while you’re here brother nothing is guaranteed Do well to your body and others , live for each day , make folks feel good about themselves do me a favor

what is the saddest truth about life?

@Nithya_Shrii Yeah

Is it weird that I don’t want anybody coming to my house.

@LibOrNormal Texas chainsaw massacre When I tell you I ain’t slept for days

Gremlins! You?!

@SkyedOKC Small ahh television

Gobert is CLAMPING Jokic 😭

@lady_valor_07 The… nvm The brown piece of art with lines

What would you call this piece of art?

@Nillard @RKalland 😂😫 Lmaoo

@burritomoe @RKalland That means I can tell your wife I love her too when you do.

@batazolunar Does it really need to be explained that you should mind your own business? If folks wanna do that who are you to say what they should and shouldn’t do with their own funds? Mind your business, hop off X, get new hobby Your new homework assignment

Does it really need to be explained that if you are making $18 an hour you shouldn’t be wagering $100 on home run parlays in a day