breakfast

how sunday night feels when you have monday off

Not sure if trade understood the weight of mulholland drive

@clintoris And had an amazing time🤗

32 years old attending a 26 year old’s birthday party

Try are new cookie

Logged on for much-needed therapy appointment only to realize the therapist had rescheduled last minute for a week from now

sweetheart thats all very nice but if youre not going to eat pussy then youre not a dyke

skinny people in the office complaining about the AC being on too high like omgggggggg

@TRANSGENDHER We got yearner gambling addicts before GTA 6😂😂😂

exceptionally pathetic as I seek out a very specific slot machine because it's the fav of someone I care about

no shade to trade but dykes is tea.

Skid marks on the toilet at Barbz

me in front of the open door that makes you jump backwards:

Used my old student ID to get a discount yesterday

Girl I dated for 5 months said during breakup that she was going to identify as lesbian instead of bisexual after dating me

Donald Trump will regret pissing off us leftist men. We are not to be messed with- we are master manipulators.

This Weather

Guess I gotta accept the pain

Experiencing very parasocial beef with Hannah Einbeinder bc I want two milfs fighting over me

just googled and i meant audrey hobert uhm