Niggles

@BBCMOTD If they’d have shown the full speed replay instead of the super slo-mo the ref would have seen how little reaction time Davies had.

Was this a penalty? 🤨 The ball appeared to hit Alphonso Davies' leg before his arm, however after a lengthy VAR check a spot kick was awarded...

@jason_king72 @MovieEndorser Which makes it even better. Why does every story have to have a hero ‘save the day!’ cliche? This one just follows the escapades and adventures of the title character.

@MovieEndorser Except as we know, nothing Jones does makes any difference to the final outcome. And most likely he prevented them from opening the Ark in front of Hitler which would have ended the war before it began.

RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK is a Perfect Film

@TheCinesthetic The ones of Hoth are magnificent Artist: Michael Pangrazio

The original Star Wars trilogy was built on matte paintings, entire worlds created with paint, glass, and perspective, long before digital took over, and it still holds up.

@iiwasinthee212 Correct. Have a biscuit

Am i the only person who actually likes british food? Sundays roast, fish and chips, shepherds pie, split pea soup, scones and cream. I like their food tbh

@OfficialFPL He also holds the record for most games missed through suspension despite having never been shown a red card… And says a lot about how on-field officials’ ref Liverpool players, doesn’t it? #favouritism

Luis Suarez holds the record for most assists in a single #FPL season! 25 in 2013/14 🅰️

@RealTimVine Have you got a 007-related one liner for us?

The reason why it’s taking so long to make the next Bond film is because they’ve sat down to write it and remembered that in the last one they killed him.

@DylanMcLellan04 Get Russia to announce they are now at war with Britain and watch them all scarper. No mass deportations or £10 grand gifts-to-leave necessary

The asylum system is a joke. We are not taking in the oppressed and vulnerable. We are taking in masses of 18-35 year old men with zero background checks or vetting. We are then letting them loose on small towns and communities across the country, all the while they stay in four-star accommodation, have priority access to dentists and GPs, and we pay them for the privilege. The cherry on this cake is that we aren’t even removing the few whose claims are rejected. The asylum system is a farce and needs a complete and total overhaul.

@theerealtao God put Earth at the centre of the universe. Nicolas Copernicus corrected Him and put Earth where it really sits in the cosmos.

Why would a universal God come from a particular region?

@AXSTV IRONS ⚒️

Who's your fourth pick?

@LidellRod @AXSTV Get fucking foreigners off our language

@AXSTV Get the fucking foreigners off our Mt Rushmore

@theerealtao That the Aborigines, Native Americans etc, etc. hadn’t heard of Him has got to be pretty compelling evidence. It’s almost as though it was written by a few men in a small pocket of the Middle East…

Convince me that God does not exist.

@celtic_jaime Never! No splitting the pack without a lot of care. No screwing back off the cushion. I bet a 147 would be close to impossible

If played snooker on that table I would fancy myself to get a 147 break

What's the most beautiful football defeat of all time???

@pgaskell13 No. There shouldn’t be any PL league games on FA Cup weekends

no Premier League football today makes the United game being tomorrow night even more baffling

@omgsidewalks You’re the fattest thing I’ve ever seen and I’ve been on safari. ~Mr C. M. Burns

How do you politely tell someone they're overweight ??

@mercury_robert @martins_gerry *That’s* the joke He usually just changes his opinion to suit whatever outcome the officials have blundered their way to

@martins_gerry He didn’t say that though , I watched it and he said it’s a penalty

"I'm not sure it even hits his hand, he's made a perfectly good challenge.. hands nowhere near the ball. The call of goal kick is absolutely correct from VAR"

@Landeur I don’t understand why the lefties, the greens, the ‘refugees welcome’ brigade don’t realise this. Wanted for a serious crime? Flee the country come to Britain (no questions asked) claim you’ll be ‘prosecuted’ if you’re returned home - yea, cos you’re a fugitive not a refugee!

Yesterday we learnt that the illegal migrant who raped a woman in Brighton had committed murder in Egypt. Today we learn that this one worked for the Taliban. They are the danger, but the Green Party would happily let you all face it.

@CartoonVidio Tex Avery = legend

don’t stop laughing 😆

@Mrjamieohara1 Hard to disagree. The officials seem to making up laws as they go.

Everyone against spurs again today, it’s a joke, Brobbey red card, red card today two footed tackle, ref gave us absolutely nothing, and the handball in the West Ham game is a shambles 🤷

@Matt_Pinner Religion obvs

If humans suddenly lost the ability to lie, which industry would collapse first?