Alex B

andrew tate as the romanian authorities arrested him:

Setting my lineup for my 2-6 fantasy team:

Next year I’m trying a new draft strategy Zero-shitty players It’s where I just draft good players instead of drafting bad ones and I think this could really help my teams

Need Rihanna to bring him out at the Super Bowl

Guess knocking Texas out of the Top 25 makes Texas Tech a … poll assassin.

In my Alaskan bear era (eating a lot of salmon, sleeping increasingly more, snacking on berries n honey, snarling at strangers)

maybe leonardo dicaprio hated 9/11 so much that he can’t even date women who remember it. did that even occur to you

sex work ? uh yeah i sure hope it does

me after not indicating into my driveway:

Nah paying $1800 for 300 sq ft and having your desk next to the stove top is insane

@ewreck1996 You finding the right answer

Singing the guy and girl parts to Promiscuous Girl

nothing has aged more poorly than the very first ESPN ad for the College Football Playoff from 2014, which features—you can't make this up—actors playing Cincinnati fans proudly saying that there are "no more computers to keep us out!"

every damn time

Loving the nuanced design of UT’s new field. The darker burnt orange represents a return to their roots. The streamlined endzone fonts show a sense of cohesion and unity. And the subtle Texas silhouette at midfield reminds everyone that the program is a shadow of its former self.

My Dad got to watch Armstrong walk on the moon. I get to watch the guy who killed bookstores ride a dick into space.

Yes, Texas, they're blaming this energy emergency on y'all because your fucking thermostat isn't set at 80°