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Just a reminder. We don’t ship our Trumps to Iran sorry.

Trump v the Davos lizards youtu.be/ytoT0Xe6P-c?si…

Definitely think now is the time to relocate Bustards HQ to Greenland

After a long and undeserved break, we might just have produced our greatest message yet. Stayed tuned for our special Christmas video - though we do need to run it past the lawyers (ChatGPT) first.

Zelenskyy’s team pocketing war funds? Who’d have thought it eh?

Liverpool should definitely bring Klopp back. Not that we have a vested interest or anything

You couldn’t make this up

@KemiBadenoch @Conservatives No it isn’t

The Conservative Party is back, with a serious plan, an experienced team and a backbone. Catch up on our new Conservative agenda from conference👇

To be fair this is the queue for expenses processing so he has a point.

@Conservatives Nobody cares x.com/bustardstweets…

The Conservative Party is back. Stronger Economy. Stronger Borders.

It’s Tory party conference time and nobody really cares. Behind Reform, probably behind the Dim Libs and Green too. So irrelevant that we had to interrupt Peter Files’s weekend off for him to cover it. Even the subtitles generator couldn’t be arsed. youtube.com/shorts/A6aIPU0…

@Ed_Miliband More cheese Grommit?

10,000 new jobs at Sizewell C. Carbon capture across the country. Enough solar power for 2 million homes. Ending the scandal of the Mineworkers Pension Scheme. And yes, the first publicly owned energy company in 70 years: Great British Energy We’re only just getting started.

@DefiantLs Better than living in Spain as a tax cheat though.

Shakira: Living in the US as an immigrant is living with "constant fear"

@AntiWokeMemes Presenter of Eurotrash

@UKLabour What if your neighbour is a Holiday Inn?

Together, we can achieve a Britain built for all.

@NotFarLeftAtAll Biology

Name something David Lammy is good at ?

Diane Abbott’s contributions don’t count

@Mr_Scott_Cheggs He counted Mississippiless. He’s an 8.

@Keir_Starmer Parklife

Our country stands at a fork in the road between renewal or decline. I will always choose the path of national renewal, towards a fairer country, based on dignity and respect. A Britain built for all.

@ShabanaMahmood Banter merchants

Welcome to Liverpool. #Lab25