Bustdown_billy

Top 5 Terrorists in the NCAC (correct version): 1. Dan Hansen (Woost*r 2023) 2. Luke Mayer (Wabash 99 era, 0 ip) 3. Ami Epstein (Oberlin) 4. Will Rettig (Denison - No Feel) 5. Dylan Sowers ( Jcu .175 ba in 63 abs also wears #82 kys)

@JamesWoodNot @PEARatings James, I believe there’s a really good chance they cover game 1. However, game two is a massive question mark when considering the current state of the #denishares locker room.

@bustdownbilly69 Billy, I am also looking forward to this matchup. @PEARatings has Denison as -6.88 run favorites. Do you think they will cover?

D3 Game of the Week 🚨 Rivalry takes main stage as Woost*r (21-10) hosts #1 Denison (25-1) in a must-watch showdown. Billy’s Expert Predictions: Game 1: Denison W 7-1 (Rettig is running hot rn #asksundgren Game 2: Woost*r upset W 4-1 (Sundgren transfers to OWU after game 1

🚨 NEW NCAC DIAMOND DYNASTY LIMITED CARD ALERT 🚨 Grind Sundgrens gf, and dominate the conquest map to unlock the new 36 ovr Will Rettig 🔥 227 Career Strikeouts 🔥 Elite Velocity 🔥 Nasty Breaking Ball 🔥 Quirky 🔥 1 Stolen Girlfriend (Hidden Attribute) #denishares

What should’ve been… @EricColaco5

@butterface08 I’d pay Jew money to watch Evan Fairbanks take one more ab.

If you had to bring one back to the NCAC

🚨BREAKING🚨 Israel has deployed troops to John Carroll branch campus at Tel Aviv. I have reached out to the Blue Stars CF, Konner Hauck, regarding how this may have influenced their 5 run 9th inning to take down their ex OAC foe Baldwin Wallace. He has yet to respond.

@GolonkaJerek Selling to the highest bidder

BREAKING: in preparation for their conference series against Denison this weekend, Wooster has made the first ever trade in D3 baseball history, acquiring former Fighting Scot and Case Western grad student Dane Camphausen from New York Life Insurance.

Top 5 NCAC Drinkers in Recent History: 1. Dominic Stilliana (Wooster 2023) 2. Connor O’malley (Witt 2024) 3. Cameron Macon (Depauw 2024) 4. Andrew McGowan (Wooster 2022-24) 5. Charlie Gelennin (Dennison 2023) HM: Charlie Fleming - Evan Fairbanks

@LDickspecial Girth quakes meat

Red Rocket died. Need a new bat for the remainder of the season. Drop your recs.

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@LaquiHomeRun Don’t worry, Albright strand no chance. #laquibombs

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I’ve seen enough, welcome to Cooperstown Angel Martinez!

It’s Sunday, sitting at 130 heart rate and all I can think about is @Jimslope33 and his forbidden Cleveland fling

Next time I eat pussy I’m not stopping until she die #ifykyk #lank #6 7

On vacation, shot an 82, drank a bunch of beer and all I can think of is @EddieMoney3762

What’s worse, 2016 Indians heartbreaker loss in the WS or the baby crying in the seat behind me on my flight #imgoingtopuntyourdumbassbabyifyoudontshutitthefuckup

Lot of reflection happening on this 3 hour car ride. Shout out @joshuabareskin7 for getting me right. #happybaby #tainttickler