Jim “Slipery” Slope

@JacobsFieldRBW Let’s pump the breaks here big dog

You’re not going to believe this

@tonyposnanski JV kids never pan out. Might aswell put him up for adoption

@RutherfordSlope Dear, Rutherford Wanted to bake in some headwinds for the bear case. Detroit girls scare. Hope to connect soon. Thanks, Jim Sent from my IPhone

@Jimslope33 is giving us 68-28 success at the bar tonight. It’s all the lords plan but I’m feeling up some leg from Valdosta #Psalms24

@EddieMoney3762 Eddie, Glad to see you’re enjoying an OU festival. Back in my day we had a fest called Palmer, was incredible until the communists had their way. Thanks, Jim Sent from my iPhone

Getting to experience an OU fest for the first time and my sister threw on some Eagles for the pregame. I guess ball knowledge runs in the family! #Proud

@derrekdeitel Been too long. Let’s connect soon. Thanks, Jim S. Sent from my IPhone

@Jimslope33 Glad to have you back Jim.

Is their anything scarier in this world then a grown man (clearly divorced) working out with tights football gloves and a sleeveless hoodie #pf

Me and @RutherfordSlope are going to drink enough tonight to make up for the Gen-Z deficit #IwantItMore

How I’ll be chatting up the 35 year old single mother tonight. @RutherfordSlope

"Take the stairs. We try to be tough in every aspect." Troy players do not ride on elevators or escalators. No matter where they are, they take the stairs. Its part of the mantra for this year's 22-win team. "Its a way of life."

@GuardsJoey Just got a text from Vogt going to be changing it up. Detroit will never see it coming. Noel 1B Wilson SS Nunez C Jrod CF Jones RF Brenan LF Fry DH Rocchio 2B Ramirez 3B Hedges SP

Tomorrow Kwan LF DeLauter RF Ramirez 3B Manzardo DH Naylor C Kayfus 1B Schneemann CF Arias SS Rocchio 2B Cecconi SP Valera and Martinez on stand by JRod, Noel, and Hedges stapled to the bench

@Miggysbat #HardForGuards

Even if the Tigers miraculously hang onto the final AL Wild Card spot, you wanna know who they’ll likely play on the road? Cleveland.

@derrekdeitel The under cashed!!

Day is instantly ruined. Was excited for the last 5 months to sit down all day and watch college football. Wife calls me crying cause she randomly bought a dog out of shame and says she can’t handle it now and needs to take it back to the pet fair at noon today. Says im needed.

@clesportfan41 @tjh1979 @UnderdogMLB Found Nolan Jones burner

@tjh1979 @UnderdogMLB Sorry 1 out of 3 ABs my bad moron keep sucking off the prospects. Hasn’t gotten us anywhere.

Guardians 8/19 Kwan LF Martínez CF Ramírez 3B Fry DH Santana 1B Arias SS Jones RF Rocchio 2B Hedges C Bibee SP

@DatDamn_DOMO You know what that’s a great point. Let’s not look at the shots down field Sanders took and completed vs Gabriel’s limited attempts on passes greater than 15 yards in the air.

@Jimslope33 That’s a lie lol

Hate I have to do this but there was ALOT of lies told on Dillion Gabriel on this app by Browns fans… •they said all he did was throw checkdowns? -lies. Out of 18 passes he threw 3-4 • they said if it wasn’t a checkdown, it was a screen pass? -lies. He threw 1 screen pass •they said he look bad when pressure got on him because he was small and couldn’t see? -lies. I see him navigating the pocket well and throwing darts •they said most of yards was based off YAC? -lies. Outta 18 passes only 2 went for YAC plays.. Stop lying on my backup QB……

@derrekdeitel @Outpizzathehuts Double D Derrek, I plan on pumping until that little pork tenderloin pops out. Hope that sheds some light on the situation. Yours truly, Jim

Steve Shower Thought: When you get ur wife pregnant down the road, are you still gonna have passionate love making? Or wait till junior pops out. Lowkey torn and kinda freaked out about the options. Just finger stuff, suck jobs, from the back? @Outpizzathehuts

@bustdownbilly69 #TheOneThatGotAway

It’s Sunday, sitting at 130 heart rate and all I can think about is @Jimslope33 and his forbidden Cleveland fling

@PaulMiddle39548 Incredible work Paul

@BricksCenter I just one time want to see LeBron throw some ass after winning the NBA Cup. Is that too much to ask

Sophie Cunningham twerking after winning the Cup 😭 x.com/District22FC/s…