Old Bourbonny Snickets

@DefiyantlyFree That's a group of dangerous boneheads, to be certain.

@whiskycast Not sure, but I can tell you the trick-or-treaters always seem to really enjoy them.

Is it acceptable to hand out mini bottles of whisky to parents of young trick-or-treaters? Asking for a friend…

@Exconvictguy @OroscoChase @JackPosobiec Idiot.

@OroscoChase @JackPosobiec I was a jailhouse lawyer, I'd stay in my lane if I were you bro

Apparently there are people saying this is self-defense This is straight-up murder twitter.com/UnbiasedCrime/…

This is my favorite thing ever man this is just gold 😂

@meatcop2 Here was a clue...when they sent the 26th MEU, most would assume that means the DEVGRU folks were tagging along. This was far from a secret. Just saying.

Do we really need to tell the world that Seal Team 6 is active!🤡🌎⚓️❤️🇺🇸

@TheBourbonNews @Barton1792 I don't follow the sales trends of this stuff, but I wonder if demand growth has slowed some. It seemed to have exponential momentum for a while - not sure if that's still the case. I know there are some SUPER full liquor cabinets out there. At some point you run out of space.

I was happy to find a @Barton1792 Sweet Wheat today. I’ve been seeing more mid-level bottles on shelves lately. Do you feel like supply is finally starting to catch up to demand? #1792 #bourbon #sweetwheat

Another day passed , we live in fear, but we are alive and our animals had food today too. so we have a lot to thank for.. peace and love for the civilians in all the world…

@roxleygames Most definitely. This is easily one of my favorite gaming experiences. It's an absolutely magnificent board game.

It's officially October! 🎃 Will you play Brass this spooky season? 👻

@alanisnking Gotta go to the condos for that.

Why doesn’t Texas Motor Speedway have a large swimming pool in the garage

@Old_Humble People that say this is fake must think we just had the tech laying around in 1967 to sew up a gorilla suit. Nonsense. Do people really think we could just make gorilla suits back in 1967?? Lemme help - *we didn't have the tech to sew gorilla suits until the mid-80's*.

@Old_Humble I mean, you say that, but just look at this video. To create that effect, to make a suit that realistic, it would have costed over $11 million. That would have had to have been an $11MM suit, and that's in 1967 dollars. That's what I've been told, anyway. 😆

Bigfoot is a myth. They don’t exist in real life.

So no more Indy racing in Texas in 2024. I can't help but to think @eddiegossage would have made this work out. MS is a foolish dude for bringing us to this point.

Tell me your favorite bourbon without telling me your favorite bourbon 🥃

@McTeagle74 @Richard_ezio And by the way, your "solution" fixes nothing. It's hollow.

@McTeagle74 @Richard_ezio Nothing from Texas, huh? Best of luck to you in that endeavor.

Texas is completely broken and politically unfixable. Paxton is guilty, and everyone knows it. We now know that there is NO democracy or justice in this state. There is no functioning system of justice because the state is run by criminals. Conservatives have shown us how corrupt and broken the system really is. We don't have to accept this broken system, and we can change it in our own way. Remember, there are A LOT of people who are VERY angry.

@VincentPsychSA @benshapiro You do you, champion.

@benshapiro Lesson to men: even if they throw themselves at you, DONT FALL FOR IT!

Russell Brand, a person I consider a friend, has been accused of rape, sexual assault, and abuse between 2006 to 2013 in a supposed "exposé" from the Sunday Times in the U.K.. I didn't know Russell during that time, but the media did. They knew that Russell Brand was not only promiscuous but incredibly vile in the sorts of things that he said publicly about sex and about women, and yet the media were championing him. Ten years later, when Russell has fixed his life, he gets a full scale exposé about all of the allegations made by these women. Today on my show I went through some of those allegations and my thoughts on the odd timing:

@Graham__Coull I call it sauce, paste, drippings, grip, slip, and drizzle. Liquid and juice are a little cringe, though.

Is describing whiskey as ‘liquid’ or ‘juice’ acceptable….. Yes or no?

@Old_Humble To be fair, there is absolutely nothing that happens in this country's politics anymore that isn't predominately theater. That's what we do now.

Can we all just acknowledge the fact that Ken Paxton was impeached (for very good reasons) as retaliation for calling out the Texas speaker of the house for showing up to work drunk off his ass? The whole thing was political theater..

@DerbyCityPhil Typical Bud was about my take. I don't have the slightest care about who Bud puts on their cans, but I can tell you that I don't have the highest opinions of what they put in them. Budweiser just ain't my jam, no matter what kind of wood they've got up in there.

I think it's long gone now, but did you have a chance to try Budweiser Jim Beam “Aged On Bourbon Staves” beer?! I did. My reaction? It’s...okay. Tasted like a typical Bud - crisp, fresh and like an American lager. Aside from the color, didn’t get any bourbon notes at all.