butt cousin

2022 recap thread! i know this is douchey and self indulgent but these are my 100 favorite tweets from this year. long as hell but it was already hard to trim it down this much. enjoy, friends!

@Crapmire sorry you had to find out like this

is they called whitey tighties or tighty whities

@Crapmire subscribe to

upchuck norris

@RapeRetardRape twitter user Rape has a point

@butt_cousin Answer her. Now.

hey whats up

@Im_The_Slime @8uttersc0tch @bippyyams im the mayor now

@butt_cousin @8uttersc0tch @bippyyams Youre commissioned

Bro you dont know birds name 5 birds bro

@Im_The_Slime @8uttersc0tch @bippyyams this isnt ai this was commissioned

@butt_cousin @8uttersc0tch @bippyyams AI IS RUINING MY LIIIIIIIIFEEE

@bippyyams thats my cervix

I felt a disturbance.. in the butt aether...

@ihavegangrene 🔥🔥🔥slop cures all

@butt_cousin yes i had a mcchicken and frozen cola:-)

hey guys, the day isn’t getting better even though i’m trying so hard to be nice and kind and full of love!!!! what fuckin gives!!!!!!

@ihavegangrene ein frög <333 has your day gotten any better yet

@butt_cousin love u 💪🐸

@ihavegangrene lmaooo ily <3

@ihavegangrene anytime!! youre a sweetie pie and everybody should recognize that ASAP

@butt_cousin thank you butt babey!!!!

Pay no attention to the trim young nigga behind the curtain

@urbancatfitters lazy ass mf istg en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loon

@urbancatfitters uhh well the wikipedia article has a recording

@urbancatfitters holy shit, foreshadowing

@Crapmire ohh dose tings are so eseely mane jajajaja

@butt_cousin see i tink i eard eh owler moankey

wtf am i doing down here bro 😭🥀⛓️

@Crapmire well ya that and the keeelor huwhales. ees pretty esspooky esstuff

@butt_cousin e-esspider weds?

@TiaThePresident yoooooo congrats!!! that... is pretty freakin wholesome

Dinner was lovely. Bunica knew why we asked them over because, well, she just knows. My dad... had zero idea😄 We dropped hints but he was clueless. I even called him grandpa a few times & it went over his head🤦‍♀️ Eventually he got it & I'll never forget the look on his face❤😭