Alyssa

I miss you 😔

@netcapgirl “And I like large parties. They’re so intimate. At small parties there isn’t any privacy.” ― F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby

@itsnotdevin_ @DutchBros @ntomchik Core memory unlocked

@DutchBros @ntomchik @butteredbelgian “suuuuure do”

POV: it’s 9pm, you’re at Dutch with your besties, the vibes are 💯

@alesiathun When he got all 3 baskets on that penalty, I thought it was over. The anxiety!

@alesiathun SCREAMING OVER HERE

Eye contact is too loud for me

@SnkrsStock Finally🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

If you like traffic, Chipotle and Other People's Dogs, you'll love Colorado

Girls just wanna get euthanized, or whatever Cyndi Lauper said. ✨

Introverts be like: 11:00 am - anything is possible 2:00 pm - but not today

napping together? as a date? ofc

i don’t think i can ibuprofen my way out of this one

Me trying to make friends 😭😂😂😂

november next week ? time flies by when your life is falling apart

i dont think before i speak i like being just as surprised as everyone else

Apparently, there is a Patron Saint of copying people on an email. It's St. Francis of a CC…

Midnights become my afternoons, when my depression works the graveyard shift.