🔞Tits the Clown🔞

Clavicular talks about the weird difference he noticed between Europe and America on his first day in Paris “The weird thing about Paris that I’m noticing in Europe is everyone’s like minding their own business” “In America, people look around”

Me getting ready for wedding season (and receptions)

Guys that work at weed dispensaries are like “No bro I swear it’s not gonna feel like you’ve been wrapped with bandages and locked in a sarcophagus for 2 thousand years” meanwhile the strain is named The Mummy’s Curse Comes True

I just want to remind everyone that it’s a federal crime and if you watch it you are complicit and an accessory and you will be tried criminally. Have some respect goodness gracious

Jarvy spraying the crowd with champagne then immediately stopping so he doesn't spray a baby like "oops my apologies ma'am" is so funny to me idek 😆 🎥 tt/nhlonespn

Andrew Tate claimed that the Nazi salute should be brought back.

Amending this with another unpopular opinion: the trend to end a series with weddings is heteronormativity contaminating queer media, therefore making it less potent and revolutionary as it validates a heterosexual standard for how a *forever relationship* must commence.

i just finished this and i couldn't stop thinking about gale

-A dick to everyone because shes projecting -Denies any help -Kills herself Congrats gooseworx you wrote the worst trans rep ever

Gamers don't like to play as ugly female characters.

toy story 1 will always be the most special to me because of shit like this

“Don’t touch the water!” The National Guard let them go with a warning