Buzz Patterson

California is waking up! And I’m onboard! Packed house at Cal Poly for @SteveHiltonx — this is what real energy looks like! Steve Hilton is the fighter we need to fix this broken state: $3 gas, homes people can actually afford, and slashing the bureaucracy that’s strangling working families. I know the guy, he’s legit. No more excuses. 2026 is our year. California’s next Governor: @SteveHiltonx

Training hours, rookie. Training hours. You’re way out of your league, here. Like you always are. That flyby didn’t cost you a cent. Now, imagine the impact on a 10 year-old watching it, jumping up and down, and waving American flags. Then he tells dad he wants to be a pilot. That’s priceless. That’s how dreams start, bro. Quit pissing on America!

I don't want to ever hear a conservative mention the term wasteful spending again. Ever.

Training hours, rookie. Training hours. You’re way out of your league, here. Like you always are. That flyby didn’t cost you a cent. Now, imagine the impact on a 10 year-old watching it, jumping up and down, and waving American flags. Then he tells dad he wants to be a pilot. That’s priceless. That’s how dreams start, bro. Quit pissing on America!

The view from the new Casa Buzz in Reno. Badass Headquarters will be relocating. Come ski! 🇺🇸

This is, without a doubt, the greatest thing I’ve ever read on X. This veteran’s heart is full. I’m proud to call @SharrellAnne2 and @TulsiGabbard X friends. God Bless America! Never forget! 🇺🇸✝️🫡

@TulsiGabbard Amen, sister. ✝️

But my eyes are toward you, O God, my Lord; in you I seek refuge - Psalm 141:8

Uh, you’re going to have to put me down for a hard no here. There is no unfinished business for you. You’re done. Finalizada. Fertig. Finie. Your vat of venom is empty. You are the most dishonest, power hungry, soulless, narcissistic wench I’ve ever met. I think I speak for most, if not all, Americans. Go.Away.

Marco is losing the meme war. 🤣🤣🤣 H/T @TheRicanMemes

Brian, Brian, Brian, equating faux crocodile tears over a fentanyl-overdose career criminal — who held a gun to a pregnant woman’s belly, resisted arrest, and had lethal levels of drugs in his system — to honoring actual American heroes on Memorial Day is absolutely disgusting. Allow me. Memorial Day is for the warriors who died defending this country, not a drug-addled felon whose death was exploited to burn cities, defund police, and push a false “murdered by cops” narrative that the autopsy and toxicology disputed. Showing “empathy” for Floyd doesn’t make you virtuous, Brian. It makes you part of the grift that dishonors real sacrifice while elevating a statistic. Save the performative outrage for someone who earned it. Otherwise, you’re a creep.

In MAGA land, it is " embarrassing and pathetic " to show empathy for a man who was murdered.

@StevenJBurns 🤣🤣🤣

@BuzzPatterson I would've have hooked her for poor clearing

This is just too cool! Pilots are cool. This makes me happy!😎🤣❤️

@Hot_Pepper76 Rock on, girl!

@BuzzPatterson Hahaha! Thanks Buzz. It's too much work to add that stuff. Only video with that arrow, so far.

Napoleon Dynamite reading a Top Ten list on David Letterman feels like one of those perfectly weird 2000s TV moments. Jon Heder showed up in full Napoleon mode and delivered "Top Ten Signs You’re Not The Most Popular Guy In Your High School" with that awkward deadpan style that somehow made the character even funnier outside the movie. What makes it even crazier is that Napoleon Dynamite was never expected to become a major hit. Released in 2004, the movie was made on a tiny budget in rural Idaho and centered around one of the strangest groups of characters ever put into a comedy. The humor was intentionally awkward, quiet, random, and completely different from the loud comedies that dominated the early 2000s. A lot of people did not even know what to make of it at first. By the end of its run, the movie had become a full blown cult phenomenon, turning quotes like "Vote for Pedro," "Gosh!" and "Tina, eat the food!" into everyday phrases for an entire generation. Even now, the movie still feels oddly unique because nobody has ever really duplicated that exact style successfully. Did you watch Napoleon Dynamite when it first came out?

Brian, Brian, Brian, equating faux crocodile tears over a fentanyl-overdose career criminal — who held a gun to a pregnant woman’s belly, resisted arrest, and had lethal levels of drugs in his system — to honoring actual American heroes on Memorial Day is absolutely disgusting. Allow me. Memorial Day is for the warriors who died defending this country, not a drug-addled felon whose death was exploited to burn cities, defund police, and push a false “murdered by cops” narrative that the autopsy and toxicology disputed. Showing “empathy” for Floyd doesn’t make you virtuous, Brian. It makes you part of the grift that dishonors real sacrifice while elevating a statistic. Save the performative outrage for someone who earned it. Otherwise, you’re a creep.

Brian, Brian, Brian, equating faux crocodile tears over a fentanyl-overdose career criminal — who held a gun to a pregnant woman’s belly, resisted arrest, and had lethal levels of drugs in his system — to honoring actual American heroes on Memorial Day is absolutely disgusting. Allow me. Memorial Day is for the warriors who died defending this country, not a drug-addled felon whose death was exploited to burn cities, defund police, and push a false “murdered by cops” narrative that the autopsy and toxicology disputed. Showing “empathy” for Floyd doesn’t make you virtuous, Brian. It makes you part of the grift that dishonors real sacrifice while elevating a statistic. Save the performative outrage for someone who earned it. Otherwise, you’re a creep.

@PParnellisaurus @xAviation You going to post marshallers every 10 feet from the landing roll out to the gate? 🤣

@BuzzPatterson @xAviation That's why you watch your damn marshaller!! Can't stress this enough to you pilot types. That's our plane, you're borrowing it

Before we depart and after we land, our job’s not done. Sometimes taxiing is the most dangerous and an incident can be a career-ender. I have almost as many taxi stories as I do flying stories. It can get crazy. H/T @xAviation.

@DaveNewellPhoto Sometimes we add extra, yes.

@BuzzPatterson I’ve always wondered if they factor in taxi time for fuel.

Taxi traffic at DFW. We call it the ”Conga Line.” The dance of inching up a couple of feet, getting constant reroutes and plugging them into the box, and uttering expletives. 🤣 My personal record is being #74 in the cue at JFK. Try explaining that to the passengers. 🤣

Parent your children as God has parented you. And love your wife as Christ loves the church. 🙏✝️❤️