Bitch, Again? YES!

McDonald’s charging for bags now. Are wrappers, cups & straws next?

synchronicity & telepathy are love languages

@UntoldHistory2 She saw the “s” in “specific” & still pronounced it “pacific”

Ethnicity and geographic ancestry DNA testing is a scam.

@traumatizedsag @tiff4mahogany I appreciate you!

@tiff4mahogany I didn’t take a single dollar in loans and I REALLY hope so. This generation deserves a break so we can rebuild the economy

Did y’all know that Trump’s Dept of Education are going to have to forgive student loans because Trump fucked up the student loan infrastructure?

i get paid to be me

@DMan813466 @rahsh33m Yes, but I’m glad they had one for her lying butt

@rahsh33m Y'all stop putting these damn cameras in your babies rooms. Ring's can be hacked. Dint y'all know that?

He wasted no time calling his pops... I know that's right 😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

@Liveandirect251 @raphousetv7 Like, chillll bruh!

@raphousetv7 “Why you was running like that” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I was thinking the same thing.

This Dad Pulled Up To Pick Up His Son, But The Kid Asked Him To Wait So He Could Get A Girl’s Number From The Park I Just Love That The Dad Let Him Shoot His Shot And Had His Back 😭

@FacingNorthX @Kittenwaffin Pathetic!

Ordering that much water to a 2nd floor building is extremely inconsiderate...

@edjomko @Kittenwaffin They don’t show you what’s in the order before you accept it; only a “heavy item” warning.

@Kittenwaffin Surprised someone even took that batch. Drivers can see the items & tip in the app (if added when ordering). Perhaps it was grouped it with another high tip order. Or someone accepted without checking. Heavy item bonus $ is often way less than it should be.

@llllllllllllord @Kittenwaffin They don’t show you what’s in the order. The closest thing they’ll say is “heavy items.” Nothing about quantity.

@Kittenwaffin $25 dollars for a random person of a random fitness level to move multiple cases of water up a flight of stairs is crazy work Do they know what the order is before they accept?

@TheJobfather__ We should all sabotage these surveys & say crazy shit. Them sue if we’re terminated afterwards.

If the employee feedback survey is anonymous, why does HR keep reminding me to fill it out?

@caashchaser @FlagBlack007 Do I pop the whole or give them a little smash to open them up?

@FlagBlack007 Italians as well, they eat whole garlic cloves and it runs off parasites.

Jalapeno Peppers 🌶️ Thoughts 💭 ⁉️

@imtaitianaj I used to be able to make $100-$125 off $15 of gas for Uber, but now my light turns on around the $60-$75 mark for $20-$25 worth of gas 🤬 It’s not right!

Is the gas lasting in yall cars or am I tripping?

@MrsBoomBoomNYC @1ssve Yes, I think you can turn off “crossfade” in phone settings

@1ssve Omg! I thought I had accidentally preset a setting in Apple Music. That blending thing sucks so bad. Can it be removed?

This new Apple Music update blending the songs together like a DJ mix is cool & all until it skips the whole 1st verse of the next song..

@lucylanexo @1ssve Go to Settings → Music → song transitions Turn on song transitions

@Mr_ARJ19 @lucylanexo @1ssve Thank you for sharing!

@TheQueenofbklyn @The_Only_Barbie That exact moment!

@bxtch_again @The_Only_Barbie Definitely lost me at "I'm exotic"

THE SCREAM I SCRUMMED 🤣🤣😭😭😭

@BacheloretteABC Abusive, 3 kids & unattractive is a crazy combo.

@smalltown_wife I know that thermos rim stinks

I had a roommate in college who CONSTANTLY thought everyone was staring at her (in a way like they were wowed by her) and that every man she encountered was checking her out. she wasn’t unattractive, just totally average looking. this phenomenon should be studied.