Bryan Tan

If a pre-seed investor asks you for financials, block them immediately.

@hthieblot They are funded by @hthieblot

What’s the #1 signal a founder will be successful?

@_theCyberDoctor Hey, think it should work now

@bxtsubsea Hello @bxtsubsea, Your DM is locked. Kindly send a DM. Thank you

Angel walked by our lab space yesterday. Liked what he saw, offered to invest. Money wired by morning. How all VCs should operate.

@CAgovernor The length of this outage is absolutely unacceptable. Something must be done.

FIX THE ELECTRICITY SITUATION IMMEDIATELY OR THERE WILL BE SEVERE CONSEQUENCES @PGE4Me

@arjunsaidthat @fdotinc Need this.

@fdotinc daily lunch for the garage founders, who is building this

we invest in literally everything

@davidfeldt Wait what’s baity about this?

@bxtsubsea I can't tell if this is bait or genuine

Feeling good. Locked in. Funding secured. Technical development on schedule. Just read The Last Samurai. Ghosted after 1st date. Extra large Bulleit Bourbon.

@arian_ghashghai I’ll take 5 please.

Who’s building cockroach robot? NEED

@hthieblot Why is the monster so big?

@M_S_Rabi Probably a focus on massively scaling production

@bxtsubsea what is the boldest chinese characteristic ?

American Dynamism with Chinese Characteristics

@backslashvarphi Not enough are talking about this!!

california legalized weed and got a large % of gen z addicted to a drug that literally turns u retarded. but they made flavored nicotine pouches illegal.

@hthieblot Immediately.

No LLM could ever be as spiritually dedicated to Shareholder Value Maximization as I am.

@frederikfeldt Huge W. Congrats!

I used to pray for times like this 🙏🙏🙏

@Tri_Stanisaurus Agree. I actually like rain; just bad for when driving.

@bxtsubsea Careful what you wish for, I'd rather this than a severe drought

It’s a little too wet.

@arjunsaidthat I am literally Thalassa HR.

@bxtsubsea You will be hearing from Thalassa HR about this.

Never wash your chicken before cooking. This removes all of the nutrient.

@NailYourShoes Not too much cronching! Need to savor the flavor

@bxtsubsea crunch

Anyone else here eat cough drops like candy?