Master Baiter

@MuseBarnes @dariaisterrible Begone gooner

@dariaisterrible How can you say this when Brandi Love exists🤣😭

why is Cooper Flagg settling for mid he can literally get Sophie Rain

@BikerBoi22 @sweatystartup Probably the same number

@bytesizedbits1 @sweatystartup How many of them kids Will be able to be astronauts?

At a kindergarten graduation in Athens GA. 75% of the girls had the same answer for their career choice. The woke mind can’t comprehend the beauty of southern culture.

@TicTocTick How many times have you said the war is over

Fill up gas tanks tonight. Gas will be $6-$7 nationally by end of the week.

@WaitWot18903 @NSFoperative @o_sneedy Why don’t you write a scene like that

@NSFoperative @o_sneedy Lol, you need to work on your media literacy. If it happened in a synagogue, which I'm sure he actually would be even more horrified about, the tone would be sombre, the music would be communicating horror, the action would be minimised for sensitivities. (but it wouldn't happen)

Genuinely the most evil scene ever put to film

@3KComeback Ppl just put hot take on anything these days

Hot take: S&P 500 will outperform $BTC this year 👀

@SnowCastle100 @columnistmike @RepJackKimble @vote4satoshi I’m gonna hack the voting machines bro you’re toast

@bytesizedbits1 @columnistmike @RepJackKimble @vote4satoshi Well he makes me laugh which is enough for me. I will for him at least another 23 times at the next election and I have never even stepped foot in America. But Jack lives in a special place in all our hearts.

Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.

@ssoizz @RepJackKimble @vote4satoshi Yes we have computers now we don’t need mail

@bytesizedbits1 @RepJackKimble @vote4satoshi so you oppose post offices?

@khushkhushkhush @TheStalwart As is tradition

the personal finance product openai launched is actually one of the worst personal finance tools i’ve ever used in my entire life. borderline hazardous for people with low financial literacy to be using i had chatgpt tell me everything it messed up:

@JasonBotterill How would that even work

Absolutely fucking no one uses group chats in ChatGPT

@kimmonismus Which one of you is taking the bullet and trying this

So OpenAI literally kill*d many fintech startups today OpenAI launched a personal finance feature in ChatGPT for Pro users in the US. You connect your bank accounts via Plaid, get a spending dashboard, and can ask GPT-5.5 questions grounded in your actual transaction data - balances, spending patterns, subscriptions, investments. It can't see full account numbers or move money. Intuit integration is coming for things like tax estimates and credit card applications. Financial memories store context like savings goals across conversations. Plus users get it later, free tier eventually. They built an internal benchmark with 50+ finance professionals and say GPT-5.5 Thinking scores 79/100, GPT-5.5 Pro 82.5/100 on complex personal finance tasks.

@QuantiusPilate @RepJackKimble @vote4satoshi I’m bringing at least 1000 illegal immigrants to vote against him so you better step your game up

@bytesizedbits1 @RepJackKimble @vote4satoshi no he’s not I’ll be voting for Rep. Kimble 420 times this fall, and from 69 different states

@ChatGPTapp This is fucking insane (derogatory)

A preview for Pro users: a new personal finance experience in ChatGPT. Pro users in the U.S. can securely connect financial accounts, see where their money is going, and ask questions based on the information they choose to connect. Your full financial picture, now in ChatGPT.

@columnistmike @RepJackKimble @vote4satoshi I was a vet in the war with Oregon I’ve seen things you wouldn’t believe kiddo

@bytesizedbits1 @RepJackKimble @vote4satoshi 1) Singlehandedly ended the war with Oregon 2) Required manufacturers to use juice boxes rather than those annoying pouches 3) Made clear that Gavin NewSlum is not welcome in our district

@AuronMacintyre Like me I get off on that shit

Amazing how much of Hollywood is just porn for people who hate white Christians

@ChristianHeiens You’re such a cuck lmao

I honestly hate the bottom 1% of society more than I do the top 1%.

@kalaratri4 @RepJackKimble @vote4satoshi Damnnnn respect to the game dude is goated

@bytesizedbits1 @RepJackKimble @vote4satoshi en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Kimb…

@kalaratri4 @RepJackKimble @vote4satoshi How?

@bytesizedbits1 @RepJackKimble @vote4satoshi you realize it's a fake account right?

@columnistmike @RepJackKimble @vote4satoshi How has he improved your life

@bytesizedbits1 @RepJackKimble @vote4satoshi He's literally the only man ever to represent this district.

@B10HAZRDX @RepJackKimble @vote4satoshi Ok and everyone else doesn’t we don’t care

@bytesizedbits1 @RepJackKimble @vote4satoshi We support Jack Kimble, keep crying 😂

@GrindeOptions I’m not investing shit if I make that much just put it in a hysa

If you’re making $25,000+ every single month, what stocks would you plan to constantly invest in? 👀