Bob Zasio

I #BeatTheBlerch today, which is how I learned that at 100 minutes my treadmill does not wrap around, but instead shuts down. Now it is time to lie down and eat cake! @BeatTheBlerch

@MontanaMott @__debugbreak @Chilis LIES!!!

@__debugbreak Just wanted to say, I’ve heard that @Chilis is not Tex-Mex 🌶

@FuchsDev Is your problem that you’re running out of paint?

i have a (developing) problem

As Pride Month begins, we want to celebrate our community and all our colleagues for being who they are and for their wonderful contributions to the Halo universe. We proudly stand by them, knowing that inclusivity and compassion make our games and our lives the best they can be.

@Reedbeta Just chug some chips later and call it even.

@saddestawoo Yeah... my kitties are all under the bed 🥺

just gonna hide out here till the storm passes

@BelgianRenderer @MontanaMott Don’t forget to sleep and reduce brain register pressure... That sucker’s wicked fast with proper occupancy

@Reedbeta First!

@saddestawoo Ahh, the deep sigh that says, “yes, I still love you even though you’re so, so difficult.” I hear it from my wife a lot.

so i decided to take patio matters into my own hands. result: patio privileges suspended

@FuchsDev ...in Europe

@bzasio i honestly had to double-take when I saw it was Thursday, because I really did feel like it was Wednesday still haha

workdays nowadays be like *goes to 9am meeting* *blinks* *time for 3pm meeting* ah and now it is 5:30pm cool

@FuchsDev WTF dude? It’s Friday...

@FuchsDev 5:30... uh huh, sure... but what DAY is it?

seriously the days feel like they just fly by ?? it's definitely contributing to feelings of unproductiveness at times

@cryingbaseball @ErikaMoen I’m dating myself, but the first thing that popped into my head was MTV’s Remote Control game show...

just try NOT to read this to the tune of sk8er boi

@tom_forsyth What if I got knocked down... but I didn’t get back up again?

What if in fact it's the same as it ever wasn't?

Man... sometimes @VNV_Nation just really hits the spot...

@jkuroda Fight? No, but I’ll debate it over a drink at Blake’s

“Ask” is a verb, not a noun, and using it as a noun non-ironically makes you a fucking tool. Fight me.

@cwgabriel Dog is my copilot.

“A technician will be at your house some time between 8am and midnight.” Don’t think you could narrow that window down a bit?

This is gold.

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