Courtney Cook

i’m sick she is so beautiful

writing an e-mail and getting a prompt from AI "this sentence could be more concise" no. i am verbose. i am loquacious. i am long-winded and often redundant even. you machine, do not tell me how to form my words

sometimes I want to be skinnier but then I remember that body types are kind of like dog breeds and if im a corgi who wants to lose weight to look like an italian greyhound that won’t make me look like an italian greyhound it’ll just make me look like a sick ugly corgi so nvm

If Aristotle is right and happiness is the state of the soul in an activity of excellence, then off loading all our creative and intellectual work to AI will make us supremely miserable.

stalking my own archives and remembering i lived all those lives like miss you sm girl you survived so much

good morning!! beautiful day to not use chatgpt or ai as a replacement for human expression and thought

My problem is I always want a sparkling lavender lemonade or some bullshit

I recognize I am a fucking lunatic in that I give a gigantic warm smile to every person I walk past, but it does make me sad sometimes how many people seen to find routine friendliness completely bewildering.

In high school I used to get into fights with my dad several times a week and I’d say shit to him like “Well behaved women seldom make history”

As a childless adult it is my duty to embrace hobbies and pastimes that my peers cannot, as they have sacrificed their free time to maintain the population. I must vibe and chill, and do fun things, in their honour

people who talk about eating and calories a lot during the holiday season make me feel like my soul is being crushed in a hydraulic press. i know your friends and family aren’t willing to say it to you so i will: shut up

something i like to tell myself when the walls are closing in

@emilybastow_ this!! I listen to mt top song at least once every two days and it said I listened 30 times. when I told my husband the stat he said “you mean in a day?”

how accurate actually is spotify wrapped cos there’s songs on there that I listen to every single day without fail yet they say 20 odd listens??

mom?

As you’re preparing for your Thanksgiving meal, remember the skilled work it took to get that food to you. Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.

in your 20s there will be a cat and it is very important to get that cat and spend so much money on it