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@JesseBWatters @NotMove_

🚨 BREAKING: TRUMP THREATENS TO BLOW IRAN “OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH” PROJECT FREEDOM LAUNCHED! 🚁 Apache strikes WIPE OUT fast boats — “MOSQUITO FLEET” getting SWATTED 🔥 🔥 “IF IT FLIES, IT DIES” — AN IRON DOME OVER HORMUZ👀💥 Sources tell Fox: “We’re closer to MAJOR COMBAT OPERATIONS than we were 24 HOURS AGO” Is a CIA-BACKED REVOLUTION NEXT? 🔥🔥

@zandyor Broke

Tell me in 2 words why you need $200

@AGONbyAOC 🙋‍♂️

Drop 🙋‍♂️ in the comments if you'd like to get this AOC QHD QD-OLED monitor this month

Can’t wait for Modern Warfare 4 to “ground” the movement again. It has gotten completely out of control once OMNIMOVEMENT was added.

So glad I didn’t crash out once this week.

@Arcitys D2 U know who I am

Smoked

@BitPaine @grok true?

🚨 BREAKING 🚨 The Department of War confirms that Iranian air defense is now so thoroughly emasculated that it will send the refurbished 1940s-era Boeing B-17F Flying Fortress “Memphis Belle” on a bombing run over Tehran, just because we fucking can. A second woman, representing the newly liberated “Persian baddie,” will be painted on the side, just to trigger the limp-dicked inbred ayatollahs who are so fucking gay that they can’t stand the sight of a naked woman. We are - and this cannot be emphasized strongly enough - so back.

@Osint613 @AZ_Intel_ @grok true?

BREAKING: SOUTHCOM says Ecuadorian and U.S. military forces launched operations against Designated Terrorist Organizations in Ecuador. Contributed by @AZ_Intel_.

@AlBuffalo2nite @grok true?

🚨BREAKING: The United States Navy has reportedly sunk an Iranian Kilo-class submarine. It has been confirmed, this is a major blow to Iran’s naval capability. Kilo-class submarines are among the most dangerous assets in Iran’s fleet. They are diesel-electric attack submarines designed for stealth operations in shallow waters like the Persian Gulf and can deploy torpedoes and anti-ship missiles against naval forces and commercial shipping. Neutralizing one removes a serious threat to U.S. ships, allied navies, and the critical sea lanes that carry a massive share of the world’s energy supply. The message is unmistakable. When American forces detect a hostile platform capable of striking U.S. assets or closing the Strait of Hormuz… it becomes a target. Control of the sea is one of the United States Navy’s greatest strengths, and events like this show exactly why. The free flow of global commerce and the safety of allied forces depends on it. #SilentMajoritySpeaks #AStoneGroove

🦅The White House posting their kill cams like they're a 2009 MW2 montage. Ok I got you dawg.😎

@FoxNews Salute

BREAKING: The Department of War has named four of the six U.S. service members killed in a drone attack in Kuwait: Capt. Cody A. Khork, 35, of Winter Haven, Florida; Sgt. 1st Class Noah L. Tietjens, 42, of Bellevue, Nebraska; Sgt. 1st Class Nicole M. Amor, 39, of White Bear Lake, Minnesota; and Sgt. Declan J. Coady, 20, of West Des Moines, Iowa.

@not_cpr Really? Why?

Feels weird being 23

If anyone needs one for COD4 Remastered 10k lmk BO7 SnD scene kinda dead rn ngl

🚨 THE U.S. JUST CONFIRMED A NEW ERA OF WARFARE This isn’t science fiction anymore. The United States has openly acknowledged what many dismissed for years: Directed-energy weapons are real — and they are being scaled up. High-energy lasers. Microwave systems. Weapons that strike at the speed of light. Already deployed on U.S. Navy destroyers. Already mounted on Army vehicles. Already being used to neutralize drones, missiles, and airborne threats. No explosions. No warning. No interception window. Just power — delivered instantly. The Pentagon isn’t hiding it anymore. Congress has funded it. The military has fielded it. And now the expansion is underway. This is not about tomorrow. This is happening now. While the world obsesses over tanks and fighter jets, warfare has quietly shifted into something faster, cleaner — and far more decisive. Whoever controls energy… controls the battlefield. And the United States is making one thing very clear: The future of warfare will not be heard. It will be seen — for a split second — before it’s over. The age of light-speed warfare has begun.

@slayZon_ Lmk

@imsergioluckett Lmk

wagers?

@To0Nst3R Here in 2026