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Find me on b’sky I finally caved and got one because fuck el0n @/ chuckieregrets

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in Isabel Fall's "Helicopter Story" (2020), the narrator is a US military pilot who bombs a school because an AI designated it as a target. for the crime of writing this story, its author, an anonymous trans woman, was hounded from public life by luminaries of sci-fi literature.

@coffinalafin @LosRodrigosG @house_stormborn Well I was using it to fall asleep for months because I had seen it so many times that it became soothing background noise. Does that count…

@house_stormborn the concept of iwtv being anyone’s cocomelon is sending me

ppl do insist a lot on the show being didactic 😭

@lilliesandpucks Honestly hell yeah

ok listen, i know we’re all fighting over who the biggest freak here is, but i hadn’t orgasmed in 2 years prior to discovering HR. one week after finishing it, i had the best fucking orgasm oh my god. this show literally fixed me

if i share something so tmi you all have to promise not to judge me or at least judge me in a way that is perverted and hot

@hollanov1221_ She’s worried about Papa meanwhile dad has a g**

THIS FANDOM IS A PRISON, RELEASE ME

@minrozanov “Human, why would you make the walls taste like this?? Perhaps if I try again it will be less disappointing”

please enjoy my stupid orange at the vet this morning who spent several minutes licking the walls?? and repeatedly disgusting himself with it

People think they like English accents until they hear how they say Nike.

Turns Out A *Lot* Of The Chappell Roan Discourse Was Driven By Coordinated Bots buzzfeed.com/natashajokic1/…

@voynichbitch This was a very specific subtweet but you’re not wrong lol

@c0rdite Depends on the show

Sometimes, with the way people move on this app, I gotta wonder do you even LIKE the show or the people who make it?

@CraigMarn @samquue Hey Craig what’s it like to have never experienced the touch of a woman?

@samquue He and Elizabeth Warren should go have a beer together.

gavin being so proudly indigenous heals something in me i love him

@narivaaaal Harris calls him “Champ” after they win the cup and Troy’s dick explodes

older bear harris who’s still a little shorter than troy and all rosy cheeked and smiley behind his handsome beard. troy has to lock his knees so they don’t buckle whenever harris claps him on the back and says “hey, good job buddy!”

@ganseyyiii Yessssss autodidact Ilya Rozanov my beloved

he’s read all the russian classics and the he read the american classics to learn english. he definitely has that thing where he mispronounces a word that he knows bc he’s only ever read it in a book. after retiring, maybe he looks into attending university.

shane is the kind of feminist where he’s a feminist by default. by logic. like of course men and women are equal it’s insane for anyone to think different. ilya is the kind of feminist where he’s Studied. he knows his intersectional feminist theory, he’s quoting bell hooks.

@edmrbeauty Unfortunately this is what they mean when they say 2/3 of American adults are functionally illiterate

mind you i was complimenting robbie in that very tweet

@dumpyangel @boywithhollanov Oh!

@c0rdite @boywithhollanov girl it’s exactly what you think idk how else to explain it…..they were all living together at one point so idk SPECIFICS but i can guess

SCREAMING

@dumpyangel @boywithhollanov Wait but I think I speak for us all when I say “what do you mean by brother on brother”?? (I’m sorry for your admittedly hilarious family trauma.)

@boywithhollanov no it’s okay!!!!!! it just caught me so off guard lol i’m glad everyone can find enjoyment in this as well because no one else in my family besides me thinks this is funny

@hailey_bailey7 Wow. This is sick af dawg.

The pleats are pleating

And this is why I’m Film Updates DOWN

@bewildered_bi This is canon

curing boredom at the MLH awards

I’m not seeing enough chatter about Ryan Gosling’s cunty fox cardigan in #ProjectHailMary