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Clynch

@c1ynch

on loan from Premier League club Chelsea

Katılım Kasım 2009
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Imagine if Jiro had dreamed of something that wasn't just uncooked fish on plain rice
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Trump claims he "will not be stopped killing every last Iranian" and that "A peace deal is very very close"
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"This is the part of the punch that hurts the most" 🤜💥
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Wiley coyote doesn't fall until he looks down
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You're not going to believe who is behind this rising trend of vague posting...
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My favourite genre of book is pre apocalyptic. My personal favourite being Bridget Jones diary.
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"Lord have mercy on those I send you"
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Gonna make some impressive last minute plans so that I have a cracking story when the news comes out that "it's" happened "Do you remember where it was when you heard the news?" "Yea I was bloody volunteering again wasn't I?"
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I swear imma make It and when I do, they're gunna show this tweet lol
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Jeff goldblum looking into a cage of llamas that have foam triceratop horns on their head. *Shaking his head* "Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they should, they didn't stop to think if they could."
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Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was
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I reckon the kid from slumdog millionaire was making it all up. Too convenient.
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"this ol' thing is rated 'very spicy' on the menu? So weird. Did you forget to add the spice lol?" I say through a flood of tears and snot
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Only white guy in the restaraunt and the only person where they presumed to provide me a fork. I'm making a show of eating the whole thing with chop-sticks instead. Shouting things like "wow. So easy!" N.b. I would have asked for a fork
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