Caitlyn deGrasse Tyson

ok i pull up

Name an actor who could play Bluto. Maybe Gerard Butler if he started drinking even more. OR tom hardy if he didn’t change a thing…

Boss says “Be more detail oriented”? Sorry no can do , that’s where the devil lives

Days without a guy praising “Black Country, New Road” to me: 0

I’m in the west village wearing jeans and a black top. But I’m doing it ironically. so it’s actually way different

guy from hinge you’ve never met trying to sext*: “so what are you doing up so late missy 👀”

*tips fedora* “Why hello gentlex”

$60

Potentially about to make a purchase

Bottom view of a cat that has fallen asleep on a glass table. Masterpiece! ❤️

You met me at a very Pants time in my life

Angrily throwing my Cards Against Humanity Deck in the trash after my friends told me it was for losers

My mayor

I’m like the Equalizer if he was a beautiful girl who wasn’t very courageous

Hmm nothing a little Addison Rae can’t fix

Where many of you live

However many guys you think Zac brown band is, it’s way more

Playful Instinct

Austin Butler… the thinking woman’s hall pass

Me when I’m listening to Dallas Beltway by Chat Pile