Caroline Witwicki

Low maintenance friends are the best. They just come over for the day, watch some movies, take some naps, eat some food, don’t have to talk, just enjoy each other’s company.

They say you’ve changed. Exactly. You no longer tolerate dysfunction, and that’s not convenient for them.

no one understands a woman in her 20s the way billy joel did in 1977 when he wrote vienna

the older you get the more you’ll realize that everything really is that deep. The people you confide in, trust, date, become friends with, the opportunities you take. What you watch & listen to. What you eat. & even what you consume mentally, emotionally, & spiritually.

Not having my dad there with the trash bag as soon as the wrapping paper hits the floor hits the hardest.

I love hearing “I never see you around” I know. I make sure of that

Girlies entering the age 23 ….. yes it will be the worst year of ur life but after the biggest flop comes the biggest slay and you are the caterpillars entering the cocoon to hatch in the almighty age of 24

nobody: me at the club: 🗣 WE STILL GOING TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT AFTER THIS?

Twin OTW 🖤

me going back to my room after not finding anything to eat

ive changed, and i’m grateful for that.

Iced coffee is for pleasure, hot coffee is for business

Learn to be alone. Eat alone, sleep alone, vibe alone, heal alone. Be so confident that you can bloom without opinions and approvals. And if you ever doubt yourself, always remember who you were and how far you've come.

such a peaceful backyard.

I want

Mr. Morale & The Big Steppers

WAIT FOR U has crack in it

For the sake of ur mental health, always take mixed signals as a no.

my greatest talent is that I always know when it’s time to go home. I can sense the exact second the evening enters the “I should’ve left when you did” phase and I exit stage right with promptness!!!