claus von winkleberry

@IAmARealMage no wAYYY do me next

YOU KNOW. I DON'T EVEN GET WHAT I WAS MAD ABOUT. BEING A GIANT ALLIGATOR FUCKIN; ROCKS.

what a peculiar little man…

@JulipPinklebelt one hefty serving coming right up

@c_winkleberry me!

made mashed potatoes with my bare fists. who wants some?

@BrambleFroggy it’s me, on ice skates

Bramble Lake has been covered in 5 feet of snow & the lake is frozen solid. Something bad is coming...

@Gnomecliff start now

I hope to be a cane guy when im older

@IAmARealMage federal crime

just made this thing

@kinggarfus big if true!

@boobiesonfire sleepy

can anyone concoct a potion, or maybe a salve, to heal my hemorrhoids?

@syIviawrath time 🗡️🗡️🗡️

@JulipPinklebelt test it on me

just invented this

@kinggarfus what about your dual pistols?

@syIviawrath i think she’d say fuck around and find out

@Nothennyfr lil pneumonia :’)

@gnomadlangston what about the tadpole stage…?

is this true, wizards of the enchanted forest?

been a while… that depression just be hittin sometimes

would anyone like to join me for a sunset swim through shimmering lake? i like the way the water burns my eyes

@SolTheMyc proof

i love being flexible enough to nibble on my toes