Cabel Sasser

Hi friends! A quick reminder that, except for occasional RTs/promo, I'm posting elsewhere these days. ⭐️ Blog: cabel.com ⭐️ Mastodon: @cabel/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">social.panic.com/@cabel/ ⭐️ Bluesky: bsky.app/profile/cabel.… Sorry for any inconvenience, but find me and say hello anytime! 🙏

@officialasad01 then go get one

@cabel Hi bro I need stripe account

As a huge Stripe fan, and a business nerd (one of many layers in my nerdcake), I am way too excited to try Stripe’s corporate credit card Apple Pay! Text or email receipts to auto match them with transactions! Spending limit controls! From nice people! stripe.com/corporate-card

@jessegenet i haven't logged in here in a (long) minute, so please forgive this very late post: congratulations!! 🙌

Timeline cleanse: This person joined our earth party just one week ago 🤯 I take newborn shots myself... someone sent flowers so I just threw baby onto the them with a blanket 💐 She is very chill so far, major 4th baby energy

@scottwalker88 i think a brand new portal is in our future

For Epic. Could be something, could be nothing.

@AaronErickson Eventually, they’ll decide that they should be making more money from the toilets, so they’ll gradually reduce the cleaning schedule further and further. Then, they’ll raise the price and never restore the cleanings. Everything will gradually get worse and cost more. Capitalism!

@sdw We need more of this, not less. Would result in cleaner toilets. Capitalism is good.

not taking any European criticism of American society seriously while Europeans make anyone - including pregnant women - pay money before they can use a toilet

@vrfour1213 lol it took you 1,403 days to come up with this reply

@cabel Just you shitbag

🌠 Notes on a trip to Disneyland • First, COVID. Masks weren't needed if vaccinated. Three of us are very lucky to be, but Violet is too young so she kept her mask on and we masked indoors with her. Seeing nearly zero masks freaked me out big time! Soon, it felt 100% normal? 😵‍💫

⚽ despelote is OUT NOW on Steam, PlayStation 4 & 5, and Xbox Series X|S. Coming soon to Switch. A bittersweet and sometimes dreamy semi-autobiographical tale of youth taking place in 2001 Quito, Ecuador. Hecho con pasión.

@embirico Long-standing Mac developers here who make both a totally native code editor (nova.app) and a very popular terminal app (prompt.app). How can we help you add support for our apps?

@jessegenet you deleted it, but i've been sitting here quietly for fifteen minutes trying to understand how you could, in any way, think that trump, of all people, would be better for women, or daughters. then i got it — you're simply transphobic. and then i got super sad.

@robjyeo I love it and I remain curious whose budget paid for this! There wasn't just a Blu-Ray release of Sleepy Hollow was there?! 😋

@ScenicSoftware sigh, we dropped a lot of banners that morning 🥲

All nine of my games are taking part in this. With any luck, I'll raise enough to repair the Post Hero and Shift banners. If I'm very lucky, perhaps I can replace them with shatter resistant material like Gun Trails has! #playdate

wishlists open! play.date/games/office-c…

Come and find members of the Swift project at the open source zone at @githubuniverse! We have a demo of Swift gaming on @playdate, some laptop stickers and pins, and of course fun conversations about Swift on Linux and beyond!

@rizzledizzle congrats!!

7 years at Apple! 😛

@TimOfLegend Pro-Tip®: grab and share a direct link to your profile! Makes it even easier for folks to follow you over yonder. Sincerely, bsky.app/profile/cabel.…

I feel like its finally time for me to get off this thing. With the way its dipshit owner is carrying on, I feel like every post I make is wearing a MAGA hat. Might take me a bit to delete the account, but I'll definitely start posting more here from now on:

@0xCatDaddy Oh yeah, we would never in a million years do anything like that! Probably something changed in iOS 18 which is causing a bizarre edge case... I'm sorry for the inconvenience.

@cabel thank you for quickly confirming. 🫂 totally understand it no longer being in development, so i must be getting hit with an edge case where no input works for like 30s after start. just wanted to make sure it wasn't intentional. in that case i will upgrade.

@cabel @panic hey, did you all purposely nerf the old version of Prompt with a start up freeze so people would have to “upgrade” to a paid version?

@FuleaEastSpark Surprising, right?! It's very funny because for some reason my 📛 discovery tweet is going viral again today (why!?), and many people are telling me the Tofu On Fire joke, without knowing it started here!! 😆 I was even on Japanese TV once…

@cabel I didn't know that!Thanks for letting me know! I thought the joke had been around for longer, but it's surprisingly recent, lol.

Guys. In Japan, I finally found it. I FOUND 📛

@FuleaEastSpark Did you know, this reply from Josh was the first time anyone ever made a TOFU ON FIRE joke?!? x.com/notjosh/status…

@cabel Is it tofu-on-fire! It's very reproducible, yaaaaaay!

@Maasa_Tp これはTOFU ON FIREが初めて言われた歴史的な瞬間です！ x.com/notjosh/status…

Tofu on fireにしか見えなくなっちゃたよ(佐川はん)